Monday, August 12, 2019
YUCK! Fucking Amway XS Energy Drinks
The first time I tried an XS drink was at the arrogant prick’s house when he was having an Amway grand opening. My husband who unbeknownst to me was about to become an Ambot asked me to try one. I chose the cranberry one, popped it open, took a sip, and tried not to spit out the nasty tasting concoction.
My husband asked how I liked it and I told him it tasted like piss (an analogy - I’ve never tried piss) and was the worst thing I’ve ever drank.
I don’t drink energy drinks. I have nothing to compare it too so I can’t say XS is the worst energy drink I’ve ever drank. But if there are energy drinks out there that taste worse than this fucking XS that Amway losers push - - - I don't want to know nothing about it!
I rarely drink pop but I’d rather have a glass of just about any type of pop than drink an XS. Being the glutton I am for punishment I have tried a few other flavors of XS at my husband’s urging and they are all horrible.
Now that’s my opinion. Someone who actually likes energy drinks might enjoy the taste of XS. Our upline Platinum always put down Red Bull and other energy drinks saying they didn’t taste as good as XS. I’ve never tried any other energy drink and to be honest I’m scared to. If there’s any possibility that this is the one time that fucking Amway asshole wasn’t lying and XS really tastes better than all the other energy drinks out there, then I don’t want any part of none of them!
The fucking assholes in our Amway upline always said we had to consume one drink and one food bar daily and find 6 others who would do the same thing and we would earn $800 a month.
Maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if my Ambot husband only drank one a day. Unfortunately he drank them down as fast as he could buy the bastards.
He ordered cases of XS energy drink every week - had to build up the PV. Or maybe he was compensating for not finding 6 people who would drink one a day so he was doing it single handedly thinking drinking all the piss water would get him to the $800 monthly income.
The fridge would be jam packed with this XS piss. I couldn’t get anything else in there. Pissed me off enought that I tossed them out of the fridge on more than one occasion.
Unfortunately none of the fucking assholes in his Amway upline gave him any instructions on what to do with the empty XS cans that he was gulping down at an obscene pace - about 10 or 12 daily. Empty XS energy cans ended up on the counter, on side tables, in the bedroom, in the vehicles, on the floors, etc, etc, etc. All part of the Amway male chauvinist pig club teachings that its the woman's job to pick up after her husband and keep the house clean.
Pissed me right off that Ambot couldn’t even pick up the empty cans of Amway piss drink and put them to be recycled!
So guess who got stuck doing the clean up detail trying to keep our house tidy?
You got it. If I didn’t like XS energy drinks to start with, it sure didn’t take me long to despise them due to the empty cans discarded all over our house.
So one more time I’d like to send out a big FUCK YOU to the fucking assholes in our Amway upline who encouraged my Ambot husband to buy, buy, buy XS energy drinks and make a glutton out of himself by downing dozens weekly and then being a fucking slob and tossing empties all over the house. Fuck you, you fucking arrogant prick who convinced him to join the Amway cult for getting us involved in the first place! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! FUCK AMWAY!
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Out of all of the flavors, I only liked ONE! The pineapple/guava because it was more of a juice than carbonation. I never drink energy drinks and hardly any soda so those energy drinks would make my heart race. I stopped drinking them all together and my heart finally was normal.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to know, were you skeptical since the beginning or were you open to it somewhat? I was very open to it and my husband didn't care at all. he hardly went to anything but he never told me anything either. He consumed and used the products like if I had bought them at Target. I have all that shit laying around still and I just want to donate it but even a homeless person doesn't deserve that shit.
Hi Unknown. Well some people can probably find one flavor to tolerate if they really had to. But to consume it at health risks? Bad plan.
DeleteI was always skeptical. The "plan" looks good on paper but what's the reality of actually finding people to sign up. Especially since Amway has such a bad reputation. At the beginning I tried to be supportive. Anything to try to make back some of our money. But when I realized the only way to make money is by scamming others I can't do that. I'm too honest a person!
We ended up throwing a lot of Amway shit away. Some people manage to sell it online but do you really want someone else consuming that shit?
I'm surprised that the upline didn't demand your Ambot donate the cans to more broke Ambots so they could afford thw next cult brainwashing rally.
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing one of your stories about someone upline telling Ambots to collect cans to funnel more money into the tool scam.
The trash can was a far better fate for the cans of that garbage that (as I said here once before) earned its name due to its excessive cost. Best to keep that recycled aluminum money out of the pockets of Amway and WWDB.
Hi Anonymous. Oh yeah at every Amway meeting where the cult leader was trying to find answers to objections from Ambots that they couldn't afford to go to the next Amway function he'd tell them to collect cans or wash cars. Or some stupid dumb fuck suggestion. How many cans would you have to collect just to buy a $200 ticket to a stupid Amway brainwashing conference not to mention the costs of transportation, hotel and food.
DeleteWhy the fuck didn't the cult leader say he'd pay 2 cents for every Amway can turned into him. Take your Amway shit back.
Everything in Amway is designed to rip off down-line, while keeping them happy and cheerful and hopeful.
ReplyDeleteYou have just described ... Ambots!
DeleteAttendance at the "functions" is way down. It used to be in the thousands; now it's just in the hundreds.
ReplyDeleteWord is getting out about the Amway rip-off.
Yup those Amway cult leaders must be livid! Their piece of greed pie is getting smaller.
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