Tuesday, November 12, 2019

5 Ways To Know If You’ve Got What It Takes To Be An Amway Loser


How many people are familiar with the Manta website? If you’re not a business owner or looking for a company to do business with there’s not much reason you’d know the website. Basically its like the yellow pages and it’s a directory of businesses. Most of the listings include the name, contact info, type of business, how many employees, revenue, etc.

The website used to be a lot better to navigate and easier to find info you’re looking for. Oh well. Gone are the old days. So just for shits and giggles I put Amway into the search box to see what would happen and there’s a bunch of listings for Amway IBO. And clicked on a couple of them to see what kind of bullshit these fucking Amway losers are coming up with. For the number of employees they all put 1 to 4, which is the smallest on the drop down menu to choose. The reality is Ambots have no employees. Ambots don’t do fuck all to contribute to the local economy. Its just themselves playing make belief business owner. For income one of the lying Amway fuckers chose less than $500,000 and another fucker chose less than $100,000. Yeah WAAAAYYYYYY less. LOL!!!!

What caught my attention is an article about figuring out what the best type of business is to get into. We’ve touched on this before including some of the suggestions in this article but I thought I’d blow it up for an Amway Ambot point of view on how to figure out if you’ve got what it takes to be a lowlife lying scamming Amway IBO imaginary “business owner”. Here’s the link for anyone wanting to look at the original article.
 1.     Your interests and lifestyle. I know people who’ve started up landscaping business, sandwich shops, yoga studio and so on. I also know people who’ve gone into the family business and others who’ve bought businesses that might not be something they’re overly passionate about but decided it’s a good moneymaker. Ambots have decided their interests are eating vitamins and drinking cat piss and their lifestyle choices include being liars and scammers and worshipping the Great Amway God so that’s why being a commissioned salesperson for Amway is a good fit for those losers.
2.     Skills and talents. The article says if you’ve never worked in an industry sector that might not be a good fit to buy that type of business unless you’re passionate about it, but still suggests getting some work experience in that area. What skills do Ambots have? Lying. Scamming. Being fucking assholes. Ignorance. Sneering at people who have J.O.B.s. Putting down people who aren’t in their Amway cult. What other “business opportunity” could these losers get involved in except Amway.
3.     Finances. We’ve said it a few times around here, sure you can start up a small business on a shoestring if you already own some of the things you need to get started. Say you want to start a lawn mowing business and you already own a lawnmower and a truck to transport it, so those are 2 less expenses you need to start up. Other business might cost a lot of money if you’re buying/leasing a building, stocking inventory, etc. As for Amway – only broke losers need sign up. Ambots always go around bragging where else can you get started in your own business for $200. Bullshit! Let’s go back to the person who already owns a lawnmower and truck and wants to start a lawn cutting business. In Amway you need lots of room on the credit card to buy all the shit the fucking assholes in your Amway upline force you to buy. Budget between $500 and $1000/month to be inside the Amway cult and if you come in a little under without a shit kicking from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline consider yourself lucky.
4.     Do your research. LOL! How many fucking Amway losers show up here screeching “DO YOUR RESEARCH!”. LOL! If those fuckers had taken their own advice and done their research such as reading blogs like this first then they’d have never got involved in Scamway. Part of doing research is determining if there’s a demand for your product or service. Amway sales show less than 4% of sales are made to people who are not Amway IBO’s. That tells the sane world who are not brainwashed ambots that there is no demand, no real customer base for buying overpriced shitty Amway products unless you're already on staff at Amway having paid a fee to become an IBO.
5.     The future. How does a business owner anticipate where their business will be next year or 5 or 10 years down the road. This means writing a business plan and a budget and reevaluating as needed. Here’s the Amway IBO business plan: drawing a bunch of circles and saying if you sign up 6 people and they each sign up 6 people and then all of them sign up 6 people each and so on and so on then everyone’s going to be rich and in 2 to 5 years bazillions of dollars in residual income will roll in every month from Amway. Looks good on paper but the reality is the Amway system is designed for failure.

And another thing that this article and us around here too have advised about looking at getting into a business is to consult with professionals. Show your business plan to your banker and ask about getting a small business loan. How many Amway Ambots have done that? They’d get laughed right out of the bank when they start drawing their circles. How many Ambots go to a real accountant – not some fucking assholes in their Amway upline who is a tax expert. Accountants only deal with real businesses, not pyramid schemes. What about going to established business owners, and I mean real business owners not fake ass Amway IBO’s who are pretend business owners, and talking over this “great business opportunity” with them and getting their insight on the profitably of getting involved in a pyramid scheme.

Do you have what it takes to be an Amway Ambot? Only losers who want emotional and financial distress need apply and buy in to the Amway bullshit.




10 comments:

  1. Anna, an Amway IBO does have one employee. It's a personal assistant named Kate. They talk to her a lot on the phone, especially in public while prospective new recruits are looking on. No one has actually ever met Kate, and it's a strange coincidence that every Amway IBO has a personal assistant with the same first name.

    Yeah, it really would be funny to listen as an Amway IBO explained to a bank loan officer that he'd like a $5000 loan to finance drawing chalk circles on blackboards for persons he met at Starbucks or Barnes and Noble.

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    1. LOL Anonymous! I forgot that every Amway loser out there claims to have one employee coincidentally all with the same name Kate. LOL!

      Well it seems like the Amway Ambot could go in and ask for a small business loan of $5,000 or wait a few months and then go in and ask for a loan to consolidate $20,000 spread over several credit cards used to buy shitty Amway products. That's the other thing that Ambots don't get. Interest on the credit cards that aren't paid off in full every month makes that shit they bought cost even more money.

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  2. Credit card debt, if it isn't paid off in full every month, is the worst financial quicksand that you can get into.

    A major crime of Amway up-line is to encourage their down-line to put Amway expenses on credit cards, knowing full well that many down-line IBOs can't really carry that kind of obligation.

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    1. Anonymous - that's right. Some people can never dig out of credit card debt.

      Our parents didn't have this type of debt because plastic was just coming into the picture back then and most of them were used to paying cash for everything and didn't use credit cards too much. Following generations are opposite. Pay plastic instead of cash and pay forever.

      Oh yeah the fucking assholes in the Amway upline are ferocious about the Ambots getting as many credit cards as they can to keep buying Amway shit. And those suckers believe the fairy tale that in a few months bazillions of dollars will be rolling in every month from Amway and it'll be no problem paying off the credit cards.

      The only thing you'll get out of Amway is financial and emotional distress.

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  3. Ambots are broke as hell. I was recruited by one and we met at Starbucks twice and the cheap, broke ass bum couldn't even afford a coffee so he drank water. I actually pitied him and offered to buy him a drink. Lol.

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    1. Unknown - Ambots get so angry when we tell the truth and that includes how people involved with Amway are broke losers. Ambots always want to meet for coffee but they're too broke to buy one. Why not meet somewhere fun and free like the beach and use the sand to draw circles LOL!

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  4. When I was a kid in the 1950s, credit cards were only carried by wealthy persons. Nobody else had them. They were mostly used for dining out at fancy restaurants, and one of the well-known cards was "Diners' Club". My uncle (who was a prosperous businessman) was the only person in our family who carried one.

    When credit cards started to be used by other people in the late 60s and the 1970s, my parents said that they were dangerous temptations. They refused to take any offers of them, and would destroy any credit cards that were sent to them in the mail. They only relented and took cards in the 1980s, when credit cards had become indispensable for certain purchases.

    But I realize now that my parents were right. In the wrong hands, a credit card is as dangerous as a loaded gun.

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    1. That's right Anonymous. It seemed only rich people had credit cards and it was usually Diners Club or American Express. It's really hard to find places that'll accept those two cards these days! Or cards from gas stations. I remember my parents using those. They always paid cash at the grocery store, clothing store or eating out. You know how much cash on you and you budget and decide what you can buy. There's no limit if you have credit cards that aren't maxed out yet. That's what Amway cult leaders count on. Ambots who think using plastic is like free money.

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  5. Diners Club card was started in 1949-50. It still exists today, but is now a special subsidiary of MasterCard, and membership is restricted.

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    1. Thanks for the update Anonymous. Membership is probably restricted to the really wealthy! I guess that's a card that broke Amway losers will never hold!

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