People in Amway are just a bunch of fucking liars. I don’t recall seeing this Amway brainwashing convention listed in Aruba or St. Thomas or other hot spots that people who aren’t broke Amway losers can afford to vacation in.
So what is Dream Night? It includes dinner and listening to some motivational Diamonds if you believe the hype from WWDB. If you believe the hype from the assholes in your Amway upline Dream Night is a once in a lifetime opportunity, the must attend event of the year, not to be missed, puts you 6 months ahead of everyone else who didn’t go and blah blah blah bullshit.
So what is Amway WWDB Dream Night all about?
To paraphrase from World Wide Dream Builder’s propaganda (cause I wouldn’t wanna get accused of plagiarism!) this is an elegant night that will show the ambots how to turn their dreams into reality.
Ha ha! Yeah right! And if you believe that bullshit I have some prime swampland in the Amazon jungle I’d like to sell you!
The best part of the night - OK Wait for it!!!!! - is when the cult leaders share how their dreams came true and if they can do it then any of you dumb ass ambots can do it too!
I can sum it up how they got to be Diamonds. They ripped off thousands of unsuspecting ambots in their downline telling them to buy useless, overpriced Amway shit to self consume and if they can’t find any customers - make them up. They bullied those further down the pyramid into attending Amway functions. They told them to buy CD’s featuring Diamond speakers. They told them to buy motivational books that they received a hefty kickback from the publisher or author. They brainwashed their adoring ambots to buy, buy, buy. So preaches the Amway cult leader: “Hand over all your money to me so I can get rich. And here I sit on the top of the pyramid sneering at you lowly dumb ass ambots!”
Seeing as how those fucking assholes at WWDB head office changed their password to keep out spies I have no idea when or where those bastards are holding Amway Dream Night 2020. One of our readers mentioned that the Amway cult leaders are no longer planning to do “live” Dream Nights but instead have it by video to be held in someone’s house or auditorium or wherever. Not sure when the Amway cult leaders plan to start doing that and how much they’ll charge the viewers.
Albuquerque
Anaheim
Anchorage
Ann Arbor
Atlanta
Bakersfield
Belleville
Billings
Boise
Calgary
Chicago
Colorado Springs
Dallas
Denver
Edmonton
Fargo
Fresno
Fort Lauderdale
Helena
Honolulu
Las Vegas
Medford
Minneapolis
New York
Ontario
Oshkosh
Phoenix
Philadelphia
Portland
Reno
Richmond
Sacramento
Salt Lake City
San Diego
San Jose
Saskatoon
Seattle
Spokane
Tri-Cities
Vancouver
Whew! I think I got them all so I managed to get more keywords in there for IBO ambots frantically searching for information on Amway WWDB Dream Night 2020.
If you really need to know when and where go to the WWDB website and look them up but suffice it to say the Amway demons will be holding Dream Nights in most of these unsuspecting cities in January 2020.
And which cult leaders will Amway be sending in to bullshit the ambots? Damned if I know. Here’s the list from WWDB Dream Night 2016 and its always the same tired crew that show up for all these Amway functions cause that’s where they make the most money off the tool scam. Dead or alive I’m pretty sure they'll be showing up in some form like a memorial sermon but I’ll leave that years list as it is because it’ll really piss off those Amway losers.
Ron and Georgia Lee Puryear
Robert and Shelly Kummer
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Scott and Cris Harimoto
Terry and Linda Felber
Greg and Laurie Duncan
Samir and Theresa Atallah
Matt and Sandee Tsurada
Seeing as how Rotten Ronnie kicked the bucket I’d wager a good guess the scammers who are first on the above list won’t be there except in spirit or slide shows. Expect Kid Puryear and new wife to show up is my guess. Let’s see that motherfucker give a speech on how Amway saves marriages LOL!
Who’s seen all these bastards listed before on every Amway World Wide Dream Builders function. Where are all these new Diamonds that Ambots show up here screeching about that Amway is breaking out hundreds and hundreds of new Diamonds every week. Oh lets just send out a big old fuck you to every Amway asshole who shows up here bragging about all the new Diamonds Amway is busting out. That’s a bunch of bullshit. The Diamonds are the same ones who’ve been sitting at the top of the pyramid for years bullshitting the followers at every Amway function. They’re getting pretty long in the tooth. I just don’t understand. I have so many fucking Amway assholes showing up here bragging about how they’re retired at age 21 thanks to Amway. So how come they’re aren’t any youngsters on the Diamond speaking list? Its just the same old tired bastards.
Tickets were $70 for Amway WWDB Dream Night 2016 so its probably about the same price this year, anyone who’s seen the current ticket price let us know. And that $70 is a steal because when we were in Scamway the fucking assholes in our Amway upline charged us $75. The real ticket price was $65 but the fuckers in our upline demanded we pay them $75 directly instead of buying tickets on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website and for their trouble they charged everyone an extra $10. Yup the old Amway tool scam hard at work to rip you off. Not only did we get ripped off an extra $10 the assholes in our Amway upline managed to fuck up buying tickets too.
OK lets break down this $70. Hotel banquets charge around $15 per person and that covers the cheapest meal available plus the room rental and wait staff for a few hours. But its easier for me to work in round numbers so lets call the actual cost $20 per person. On a $70 ticket that means somebody – oh hell not somebody – an Amway cult leader is making $50 profit on each ticket sold. Let’s just say the banquet room holds 400 attendees. That’s a $20,000 profit for the night. But hang on there are usually two Diamond couples showing up to each Dream Night brainwashing function so that $20,000 is split. How evenly its split is unknown because there’s Diamond infighting on how they slice up greed pie. But just to make it easy lets split it down the middle and say $10,000 each couple per night.
There are 40 cities where Dream Night will be held and its unknown of the 8 couples how many cities each one gets. Some of the cities hold more than one dream night and its my guess it’ll be the same Diamond couples doing the multiple nights seeing as how they’re already there. For the ease of my numbers lets call it 48 Amway WWDB Dream Nights evenly split 8 ways for each Diamond couple. So each Diamond couple gets 6 nights to bullshit the Ambots at $10,000 per night. That’s $60,000. Not a bad profit for one month’s work of bullshitting.
Selling tickets to functions like these are how the people sitting at the top of Amway’s pyramid scheme make the bulk of their income.
Bottom line like every other Amway function Dream Night is a waste of time. You don’t learn nothing and you don’t hear nothing that you haven’t heard before if you’ve already attended another WWDB Amway function such as Spring Leadership, Family Reunion or Free Enterprise Days FED.
This post has served its purpose of throwing out lots of keywords to suck in ambots who can’t find the information they seek from the assholes in their Amway upline. And to the ambots who have been brainwashed to believe they have the power to turn back time I need to match up my keywords to recent searches and that includes Dream Night 2018 and Dream Night 2019. Oh let’s just throw in WWDB Amway Dream Night 2021 cause you gotta know some Ambots gonna come along looking for that.
Dream Night sucks!!!!
WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!!!
Amway sucks!!!!!
All Amway WWDB functions suck!
Fuck Amway!
Amway's WWDB "Dream Night" is becoming more and more of a flop every year. Fewer people are showing up, and it becomes embarrassing to have a huge convention center with a gathering of just two or three hundred people.
ReplyDeleteThere are just not enough IBOs anymore. It's becoming next to impossible to recruit new schmucks to join Amway. The free exchange of information on the internet is really screwing Amway.
Anonymous - Dream Night is one of the cheaper ScAmway functions out there. But whatever they book for it or any other Amway brainwashing conference they seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year and booking places that don't have online calendars. Hard to find too! But then all cults are very secretive.
DeleteYeah let's hope the information on the Internet is going to bring down Amway. It's the only free thing you can get in Amway - advice and true experiences from people who used to be involved in the Amway scam.
Yoooo this blog is pathetic ������
ReplyDeleteIm crying this is so funny. Your writing is atrocious. It be different of you were writing based on facts or some kind of actual information.
And before you accuse me of being "one of them" im not =] i came upon this by accident searching something else. But since im here...
I couldnt even read the entire thing i started then kinda scanned. Just yhr funniest thing. All i read was "wah wah wah poor me im bitter with a stick up my ass cuz im not getting my way. Someone give me attention wahhhh"
Im even more surprised that anyone actually reads this garbage. This is like internet pollution.
I bet you're american. Only americans have a way to make themselves a victim in any given situation.
You dont like it leave. Stop whining. You're embarrassing yourself. Hell im embarrassed for you. Amd if your spouse is there. Hell leave them too and marry one of your bitter ass followers too lol.
Now i know ya'll got nothing better to do and no hobbies or anything good going for you ... thats why you're here right ? So i wont be surprised if you start trying to nit pick at this post. Go right ahead. I wont be back to bother reading it though so its all good. Thanks for the laugh. Im glad my life isnt miserable. Happy to know theres people like you i can still point and laugh at who arent into this peace love and none judgemental crap. Bahaha
Anonymous from Vancouver - yoooo you're so fucking pathetic.
DeleteHow do you know when an Amway Ambot is lying?
His mouth is moving.
Or in the case of the Internet he's typing something.
Sure we get lots of people who show up here by accident. Sometimes they tell us how much they like the blog and tell us about an Amway loser they know. Mostly they just leave and don't leave comments.
NO ONE ends up here by accident after searching for the next Amway function unless they're a fucking Amway loser.
People who aren't in Amway would know the name of the next Amway function and wouldn't be looking online for that search. Only Ambots do that.
Dumb fuck!
And only an Amway loser shows up here to express outrage about this blog and spouts off canned Amspeak bullshit.
Random visitors to this blog don't do that.
Dumb fuck!
Why would I want to leave America? America is the greatest country in the world.
Good to know you won't be back. I hope the door hits you on the ass on the way out. Fucking Amway loser!
And yes if you go to any Amway function like the upcoming Amway WWDB Dream Night - you too can meet obnoxious arrogant pricks like this lying sack of shit fucking Amway loser.
This Vancouver asshole is clearly in Amway, or thinking about joining up. There's no other reason why he would be so angry and sarcastic about a blog that he came to "accidentally."
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do you come "accidentally" to a blog posting about Amway WWDB Dream Night 2020? The guy is a lying schmuck.
Also, he attacks Americans, but his use of the American southern dialect pronoun-form "y'all" indicates that he isn't a Canadian, though he may now live there. Maybe he's originally from some hick shithole in Tennessee.
In any case, Anna, the fact that he was so pissed off only shows that you got under the jerk's skin. That's what this blog is intended to do.
Anonymous - it's like all these Amway losers think they're the first person to show up here and claim they're not in Amway and voice their outrage at the blog. LOL! Hundreds of Amway Ambots before you already thought that one up. People not in Amway don't leave raging comments here using the usual Amway argument about not having our facts and we don't know what we're talking about like sharing our real life experiences inside the Amway cult and going to Amway cult meetings don't cult as factual.
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