Wednesday, December 18, 2019

The 15 Worst Shitty Amway Products To Find Under A Christmas Tree


I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html

Oddly enough all of those Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser is going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services and bags of bones!

So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.

What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!!  Shit! How do I narrow it down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I say I hate to stop at only 15.
1.     XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks
2.     Perfect Water
3.     Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin
4.     SA8 Laundry Soap
5.     Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent
6.     Amway Trim Advantage
7.     Glister toothpaste
8.     Satinique shampoo
9.     Amway Debut tampons
10.  Any kind of Nutrilite food bars
11.  Artistry lipstick
12.  Nutripet dog food
13.  Artistry eye shadow
14.  Artistry time defiance cream
15.  Any Amway CD

The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or others as Christmas presents.

Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning and see what's under the tree!


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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 19, 2019 at 9:23 AM

    Who the hell would give somebody vitamin pills, dishwashing detergent, or tampons as a Christmas present?

    Are these Amway people fucking insane?

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 19, 2019 at 11:45 AM

      Anonymous - just hope like hell you're not on the Christmas shopping list of an Amway loser who's trying to get the old PV up there!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 29, 2019 at 12:29 PM

    I got Amway coffee from my brother as Christmas gift... Last year it was a shampoo. Two years ago it was shaving cream. I wonder what next year brings- dish drops or xs (he won't fork out for nutrilite vitamins:))

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 30, 2019 at 12:19 PM

      Sorry to hear that Anonymous. Maybe you should just ask him for the cash instead. You can always use $100 over shitty Amway products right.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2020 at 12:43 AM

      I doubt he would give me cash - he wouldn't get points from Amway. :) Also I believe that he has a huge stash of Amway stuff like all IBOs.

      p.s.
      Tried Amway coffee - worst coffee ever: zero taste, zero aroma, bitterness - 100%. Straight to the drain.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 30, 2019 at 8:56 AM

    Amway now makes COFFEE? God help us.

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 30, 2019 at 12:20 PM

      Even worse Anonymous. The person who got the gift now knows what they're worth to the gifter LOL!

      Delete

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