Monday, January 6, 2020

Amway Ambot New Year’s Resolution


New Year’s hits and all of a sudden we're getting a ton of people showing up here after googling “Freedom flush that stinking job.” The ambot’s New Year’s resolution chant! Its all part of the attitude the assholes in the Amway upline teach their cult followers about hating their job and being disrespectful about their job, their boss, and their coworkers. Fuck its all about being disrespectful and insulting to anyone and anything that isn’t part of Amway!

I don’t remember hearing “Freedom! Flush that stinking job!” at any cult meetings I attended. Not saying it wasn’t chanted. I just don’t remember. If the assholes in our Amway upline wanted the cult followers to do this chant I didn’t participate so that might be why I don’t remember. The only time for sure I remember hearing the phrase “Freedom! Flush That Stinking Job!” was during the NBC Dateline story about Amway. For anyone looking for those links, its on Youtube:

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xu6bIFSeE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4-34V75SQ

And don’t all those morons look like they’re in a trance while they’re chanting? Brainwashed Amway Ambots - worshippers of the Great Amway God.

Even more disturbing is what legitimate business operates in this manner? Amway the corporation tries to convince themselves and everyone else that they’re a legitimate business and for sure their ambots try their damnedest to convince everyone that Amway is not a scam but then you see a video like this. It screams CULT! It screams SCAM! I’ve been to a few business meetings over the years and never have I witnessed anything like that with any legitimate company.

To the best of my recollection I never heard that chant at any Amway meetings I attended. Could be another line of sponsorship that gets the cult followers to scream out that chant or perhaps the cult leaders decided to lay off the chanting for awhile following the Dateline story.

In the documentary Amway cult leaders stand on the stage and get their followers fired up leading them in the chant “Freedom! Flush That Stinking Job!”. The unfortunate reality for the cult followers are that they won’t find freedom and they won’t flush their stinking job. Amway is a scam! The only people in the arena who have the freedom to flush their stinking job are the cult leaders on the stage. They are ripping off their cult followers charging them big bucks to come into the arena and listen to their bullshit motivational speeches. The cult leaders are peddling dreams that won’t come true for their followers.

Don’t flush that stinking job! You need it to pay for Amway functions and make your cult leaders rich!

“Freedom! Flush That Stinking Job!” That’s the New Year’s resolution battle cry of Amway warriors.

Those ambots need to stop chanting and get a clue about what really stinks around here.



4 comments:

  1. In any real job or profession or calling, all the hype and hoopla that you see at these insane Amway "functions" are absent. Professionals just do their jobs carefully and responsibly, and have all the motivation they need in their paychecks and their benefits. They don't show up at the office screaming slogans, or singing songs, or slapping each other on the back and shouting "Go Diamond!"

    What does this tell you about Amway and the connected AMOs? Simply this: they really aren't for professionals. They are for silly persons who need cheering and partying and sloganeering to get themselves "fired up," as the Ambots say. They are people who function on emotions and glandular response, like persons speaking in tongues at a revivalist meeting. Mindless feeling -- that is at the heart of Amway, which is why they don't like it when you ask critical questions or think independently.

    The best New Year's resolutions that anyone in Amway can make are these: Calm down, get a brain, quit Amway, and start saving money.

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    1. LOL Anonymous! The only industry I cn think of that does all the things you listed with the hype and hoopla, singing, and slapping each other on the back is the time share industry. Other industries are more subdued and professional.

      Good New Years resolution for people in the Amway cult but I doubt any Ambots will take your advice for a few more months so they can lose more money first before deciding to get a brain.

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    2. Time shares are an even worse rip-off than Amway.

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    3. Anonymous - they're very similar. There are some people who love their time shares and use them and think they're a great deal.

      Just like Ambots say the same thing about Amway.

      Then there are people who buy into time shares and realize all the extra money that is involved and then trying to get out or sell out turns into a nightmare.

      Just like when you're in Amway and figure out all the extra money that is involved in the tool scam and getting out can turn into a nightmare.

      They're very similar in how you get sucked in by a fast talking salesman who's a good closer.

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