This blog gets searches from people in the Grand Rapids area
looking for how to get a job at Amway Alticor.
The first thought is what kind of scum sucking low life son
of a bitch wants to work for a company that is responsible for destroying
lives, causing financial distress, bankruptcies, debt, divorces, etc, etc. Then
I remember I was watching the news and there was a segment about people who got
laid off from their jobs two years ago, three years ago and some of them are
desperate to accept any kind of job. So I shouldn’t judge some poor unfortunate
soul who is so desperate to get a job that they’d apply to ScAmway. Desperation
causes people to lower themselves to accept shitty jobs with shitty companies
just to get a paycheck.
Here’s a comment left by an Amway employee. A shining
example that shows exactly the type of attitude one must have if they want to
work for Amway. This is one of Amway’s top employees. This is the best of the
best from Amway’s workforce. This is as high up as they get in Amway, employee
of the month every month! This is the type of high quality employee that Amway
is looking for and the attitude that all Amway employees must have to work there.
This top quality Amway employee is the measure of success that all Amway
employees must duplicate.
Lmao yu are very pathetic I'm a customer service
represative from Amway and yes honey straight from ADA mi while yu failed in
our business theirs others reaching diamond platinum level don't blame others
for yur failure I help every single day these ibo' s get to the level their at
quite frankly I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore yu were prolly
the people who would call in constantly to report they did not recieve orders,
items we will never doubt yu and always process replacements were not dumb we
no half of these reports are bs but hey were Amway we can do that shit and
honey yu want to talk about high prices quality cost my love if yu can't afford
it don't join then yu make me laugh with yur dumb posts I did not know ver
brainwash people lmao well while u sit here and stress over Amway we will keep
doing our thing if yu ever want to chat give us a call yu have our number if yu
don't its public honey make sure yu speak with one of us in ADA mi and I really
do hope u yu accept my post time to here it from an actual
If you too want to work at the same place as the above
poster, here are the qualifications to get a job at Amway:
- Ability to be nasty to others
- Good at lying
- Poor communication skills
- Inability to string a sentence together
- Don’t give a shit about helping others
- Poor problem solving ability
- Argumentative
- Not looking for long term employment
- Arrogant
- Must refer to everyone who is not an Amway employee as a loser
- Hate talking to people
- Inability to use every punctuation key on the keyboard
- Spelling skills not needed
- No experience necessary and Amway don’t train
- Have a rotten personality
- Be discourteous to customers (aka IBO’s)
- Hate holding down a job
- Unhelpful
- Enjoy swearing at customers
- Inappropriate time management skills
- Inability to complete tasks
- Ineffective customer follow up
- Clock watchers
- Rudeness to callers is an asset
- No particular desire to move up in the company
- Refuse to do anything that requires immediate attention
- Following company procedures optional
- Strong superiority complex
- Not flexible
- Ability to effectively convey to the customer how bored you are with them
- No sense of humor
- Able to push buttons and cause anger and rage in clients
- Ability to make people hate you and hate the company
No happy, helpful personality types who actually love their
jobs need apply to Amway!!! Lazy ass condescending bastards are absolutely
encouraged to apply to Amway. This is your dream job come true!!!
34. You have to be completely incapable of keeping a profit-and-loss sheet, or even understanding what a profit-and-loss sheet means.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that's a good one but for the Ambot/IBO job of commissioned sales rep. I doubt the losers that work at Amway's head office need to know about profit/loss statements unless they work in the finance or accounting department and are figuring out where to slash costs and lay off staff.
DeleteAmway would probably only employ (actually pay) a person whom they can't convince to pay them (Amway) money and time to peddle their shitty products to their family, friends and any other unfortunate individuals who might come into their range. And if they do have actual employees they probably don't pay them enough to afford overpriced Amway junk anyway. They can get a much better deal at their local merchant store.
ReplyDeleteRay - there's been other employees from Amway's head office leave comments here. Bitter about lack of benefits though I got the picture that some staff qualify for benefits and others don't. If there's a sneaky bastard way around that Amway will find it. Another employee left a message saying the staff get free SA8 laundry soap as a "perk" and this person probably a woman says no thanks to the freebie I want to get my laundry clean and buys Tide!
DeleteAnna, that illiterate schmuck you quoted is an Amway customer service representative? In Ada, Michigan?
ReplyDeleteHe can't even compose a coherent English sentence! He sounds like someone who has been high on marijuana for five years running.
Anonymous - and that illiterate schmuck was probably one of Amway's top employees!
DeleteOh, I've tried to talk with my brother about simplest example of bookkeeping - sheet of paper with expenses on the left and income on the right. I was told that Amway does this for him - he can see his stats on amway website. [double facepalm]
ReplyDeleteI asked him only one question which ended our discussion: "Does Amway show you how much you spend on supplements, cleaning liquids, Amway pasta, coffee and so on. for self-consuming and not for sale?".
You can't reason with ambots because they are not a businessmen, they are cult members... They have a dream and totally ignore everything what "steals the dream". :D I showed Amways IBOs financial results from UK and other countries where Amway admits that majority earns less than 150$/month (yet it doesn't take into account amounts IBOs spend on self-consuming), but my brother ignored it, said the source (amway,co,uk) looks fishy [double facepalm]); showed lines from holly archives @amway.com where it's written that all his claims regarding Nutrilite supplements aren't backed by Amway itself - it's like a snake oil.
p.s.
If you want to have a good laugh, ask an IBO how he's a business owner if he hasn't registered with tax office, doesn't have trade name or contract with Amway. :) (My brother told me "I have Amway issued digital certificate and taxes aren't my problem - Amway deals with it.".)
Hi Slamstapastis. Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteWhen you sign up to Amway you usually join one of their cult sects In our case it was WWDB and you pay $50 a month to belong to their cult. One of the things is they show you how much commission you're getting based on sales - basically the stuff you bought. But there is no profit and loss statement like how a real business would keep track of their income and expenses. The cult leaders forbid the Ambots from doing that because they'll figure out how much money they're losing and part of the cult leader's job is to distract the followers from figuring that out.
You're right. You can't reason with Ambots. In Amway the facts don't matter. Ambots have a canned Amspeak response for just about every objection or argument out there. They especially love referring to the Peewee Herman handbook. "Amway's not a pyramid scheme. You're job's a pyramid scheme." That's the way those broke Amway losers think.
No Amway Ambot wants to learn the truth about Amway that it's a scam and over 99% of participants won't make money. That means only a tiny fraction of 1% will make money in Amway. The odds are too high stacked against you.
Every now and then we run posts about Amway losers who've landed in tax court for cheating on their taxes and income when it comes to ScAmway. The IRS even has a specific handbook devoted to Amway because of all the phony deductions Ambots try to make.
At Amway cult meetings you're basically taught the way to make money in Amway is by deducting everything you bought in Amway against the income from your real job and then you'll get a tax refund. Amway Ambots are tax cheats!