“This is the year when you’re going to go BIG!”
That is the upline’s battle cry at the beginning of the year and heard during Dream Night, a WWDB Amway function that happens in January.
The reality as a new year approaches is Ambot has been in “the business” for several months. To recap Ambot’s track record:
1. one downline signed up who quit a couple of weeks later
2. thousands of dollars “invested” in “the business” purchasing Amway products and attending functions
3. got two friends to come to board plan meetings.
4. got one acquaintance to come to a meeting
5. Grand Opening of “our” Amway store - a few people showed up, no purchases
6. held an afternoon tea social which was a disguise to sell Artistry cosmetics and other Amway products. One friend made some purchases.
7. two friends made some small pity purchases to support Ambot’s business unrelated to attending any Amway events
8. hundreds of hours wasted studying Amway literature, dealing with phone calls, text messages, listening to Kate messages, attending meetings, listening to tapes - oops better make that CD’s before IBOFB shits his diapers and shows up again to say tapes haven’t been produced since Nixon was President!
9. alienating friends and relatives with obnoxious behavior (parroting upline IBO’s)
Ambot dutifully did everything his oh-so-wise (LOL) upline counselled him to do. Well not quite everything - the exception would be we’re still together despite the pressure to divorce negative unchristian dreamstealing wives. So far Ambot hasn’t found anyone who will duplicate what he does, though I doubt there are many people out there who want to drink a case of XS Energy Drinks daily and cram in multiple food bars.
So how the hell will the new year be any different?
It won’t.
It’ll be the same thing. Throwing away money on overpriced, mediocre products. Losing money attending functions. Wasting time. More obnoxious comments directed at anyone who doesn’t support his Amway business. All backed by the upline’s promise that this is the year he’ll be going BIG in “the business”. Gotta get him to hang on for a few more months so they can make more money off him!
Ambot’s story is the same as other struggling IBO’s. The upline feeds them hope with one hand while stealing their money with the other hand.
“This is the year you’re going to go BIG” is an ego booster to get IBO’s to hold on to Amway for a little longer just in case they were thinking about quitting and not renewing their Scamway membership for the new year. IBO’s can’t quit now when success is just around the corner!
Translation: you can’t quit now when I need more of your money for my share of the tool scam and I need your PV so my dreams can come true.
I decided to make a BIG move to get Ambot out of Amway and away from the cult leaders. Success!
Probably not what the fucking assholes in the Amway upline had in mind when they said this is the year when you’re going BIG.
This year we go BIG by not renewing the Amway “business license”.
This year we go BIG by not alienating friends and relatives.
This year we go BIGGEST by not putting up with the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s send out the BIGGEST big old FUCK YOU to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
That is the upline’s battle cry at the beginning of the year and heard during Dream Night, a WWDB Amway function that happens in January.
The reality as a new year approaches is Ambot has been in “the business” for several months. To recap Ambot’s track record:
1. one downline signed up who quit a couple of weeks later
2. thousands of dollars “invested” in “the business” purchasing Amway products and attending functions
3. got two friends to come to board plan meetings.
4. got one acquaintance to come to a meeting
5. Grand Opening of “our” Amway store - a few people showed up, no purchases
6. held an afternoon tea social which was a disguise to sell Artistry cosmetics and other Amway products. One friend made some purchases.
7. two friends made some small pity purchases to support Ambot’s business unrelated to attending any Amway events
8. hundreds of hours wasted studying Amway literature, dealing with phone calls, text messages, listening to Kate messages, attending meetings, listening to tapes - oops better make that CD’s before IBOFB shits his diapers and shows up again to say tapes haven’t been produced since Nixon was President!
9. alienating friends and relatives with obnoxious behavior (parroting upline IBO’s)
Ambot dutifully did everything his oh-so-wise (LOL) upline counselled him to do. Well not quite everything - the exception would be we’re still together despite the pressure to divorce negative unchristian dreamstealing wives. So far Ambot hasn’t found anyone who will duplicate what he does, though I doubt there are many people out there who want to drink a case of XS Energy Drinks daily and cram in multiple food bars.
So how the hell will the new year be any different?
It won’t.
It’ll be the same thing. Throwing away money on overpriced, mediocre products. Losing money attending functions. Wasting time. More obnoxious comments directed at anyone who doesn’t support his Amway business. All backed by the upline’s promise that this is the year he’ll be going BIG in “the business”. Gotta get him to hang on for a few more months so they can make more money off him!
Ambot’s story is the same as other struggling IBO’s. The upline feeds them hope with one hand while stealing their money with the other hand.
“This is the year you’re going to go BIG” is an ego booster to get IBO’s to hold on to Amway for a little longer just in case they were thinking about quitting and not renewing their Scamway membership for the new year. IBO’s can’t quit now when success is just around the corner!
Translation: you can’t quit now when I need more of your money for my share of the tool scam and I need your PV so my dreams can come true.
I decided to make a BIG move to get Ambot out of Amway and away from the cult leaders. Success!
Probably not what the fucking assholes in the Amway upline had in mind when they said this is the year when you’re going BIG.
This year we go BIG by not renewing the Amway “business license”.
This year we go BIG by not alienating friends and relatives.
This year we go BIGGEST by not putting up with the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s send out the BIGGEST big old FUCK YOU to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
The only big thing an IBO will get this year in Amway is a BIG FAT ZERO.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - add BIG debt.
DeleteI remember last year the Herschelman's told us, "Pick one word to describe what you are going to do for 2019!" ugh...so cheesy and pathetic. The thing is, no one grew in 2019. Who ever did had a high turn over rate so everyone was stuck in the same spot pretty much all of the time.
ReplyDeleteRed Rose - they probably grew their debt LOL! With 95% of Amway participants quitting within 2 years that's a high turnover rate so like you said anyone who might have thought they were "growing their business" and got all fired up ended up back where they started. With more debt.
DeleteBIG Debt for sure. Oh and character asassination from the Ambots that freakishly love to put upon who they see as weak.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Amway Ambots are freakish about going after everyone weak or not. That's because they're inside the Amway cult and think they're better than everyone else so everyone outside their cult must be attacked for any random reason.
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