Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Amway Ambots Suck At Being Business Owners


Time after time we get brainwashed fucking Amway assholes showing up here sneering at us because we’re not “business owners” and tossing out insults like “have fun working a J.O.B. for the rest of your lives.”

The thing is some of us have owned our own business for many years but the world according to fucking Amway assholes is if you don’t own an “Amway business” then whatever business you own doesn’t count. Yup life according to brainwashed Amway losers.

And there’s nothing wrong with working a job, working for someone else. Although Amway Ambots sneer that people will never get rich working for someone else, that’s incorrect. Even a person who has a modest income and is able to wisely invest – like stay the fuck away from pyramid schemes like Amway! can get rich.

Now everyone has a different definition about what they consider rich so we’re not making a call on what that number is.

For example Amway Ambots think they’re “rich” when they spend hundreds of dollars a month in Scamway to earn $10/month commission.

Not everyone has it in them to be a business owner. Some of the things you might need a certain amount of are self-discipline, leadership skills, entrepreneurial drive, good decisions making ability, finances, and physical capability. Yeah I know if we all think about it we can come up with more qualities a good business owner should possess but I’m leaving it at that for now.

Some of the lines that sucker in Amway Ambots from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline is that they’ll be their own boss, work 10 to 15 hours a week, freedom to choose their own hours and work out of their house. Attractive qualities to many people who want to quit their job and start up their own business.

What we’re eventually getting around to writing about here is the business owner’s freedom to choose their own hours. And sure a real business owner does that to some aspect but they still have to operate their business during hours when customers would normally want to purchase their products or services. For example if you want to start up a shoe store you would likely keep your shop open from 9am to 6pm, maybe later. And probably open 7 days a week. If you’re thinking you’re a night person and your ideal hours to open your shoe store are midnight to 8am there’s probably only about 3 places in the U.S. I can think of that you’d pull in customers and if that’s the case where you’re getting after midnight customers you’re probably open 24 hours. Anyway that was just an example. And probably a bad one. LOL!

An Amway “business owner” works the hours the fucking assholes in his Amway upline tell him to work. That means obligatory attendance at Amway meetings that start at 8pm and run into the small hours of the morning. Plus attending Amway functions, rallys, and other bullshit Amway meetings.
A real business owner can choose their hours to conduct business and choose what type of business functions they want to attend.

But not Amway Ambots.

Most business owners, depending on the type of business, choose hours that work best for them or best for their customers. A guy who mows lawns for a living is going to be mowing during daylight hours not when it gets dark.

Not everyone has the ability to be structured enough to set up their business hours and stick with it.

Not everyone is structured enough to know what work they must accomplish that day and stick with it.

Amway Ambots for example. They need an Amway cult leader to tell them what to do and when to do it.

A job means applying to work for someone else. It means showing up during designated hours, clocking in and clocking out. It means collecting a regular paycheck. It means being told what to do. Those are all things that Amway Ambots sneer at about having a J.O.B. But everyone who’s not a brainwashed Amway loser sees those are exactly the things that Ambots are forced to do by the Amway cult leaders. With the exception of collecting a regular paycheck. Or maybe I should clarify that and say a substantial paycheck that covers living expenses. $10 a month in commission after spending hundreds of dollars buying shitty overpriced Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam isn’t making a decent living.

If you don’t have what it takes to run your own business there’s nothing wrong with that. Not everyone is cut out to be a business owner.

The only ones sneering at you for not being a business owner are Amway Ambots but those dumb fucks don’t have what it takes either. Their hours and schedule and what they do or not do are dictated by the fucking assholes in their Amway upline.

When you have a job you only deal with the business owner or boss during business hours. Your boss is not controlling your life when you’re off duty. Ambots can not say the same thing about their Amway cult leaders. Amway cult leaders control ambots more than your boss at work does. Amway cult leaders want the Ambot to be available at all hours. Your boss at work is probably not bugging you when you’re at home nights and weekends. You can’t say the same thing about the fucking assholes in your Amway upline.

Many people like the structure of working a job. They know what their hours are and they know what they do everyday. Again nothing wrong with that.

And who cares if a bunch of fucking Amway losers sneer at you.

Yup so lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to every fucking Amway asshole out there.



4 comments:

  1. It's typical of Amway assholes to sneer at persons who have jobs, even though many persons with good jobs are raking in six-figure salaries.

    Many persons in unionized civil service positions not only have large salaries, but they are protected by pension plans, medical coverage, and seniority rights. Plumbers and electricians make very good money. Doctors, lawyers, engineers, teachers, and building trades contractors all have well-paying work. AND NONE OF THEM HAVE TO DRAW CHALK CIRCLES ON A BLACKBOARD, HANG AROUND IN STARBUCKS, OR BEG THEIR RELATIVES TO BUY CRAPPY PRODUCTS.

    The real truth about Amway assholes is this: when they sneer at non-Amway persons for holding a "J.O.B." what they really mean is "If I weren't in Amway, all I could do is flip burgers or wash cars."

    In other words, Amway is basically for people who are already losers in life. They can't conceive of a job that isn't low-paying and a dead-end. If you had a job where you were making $85,000 per year (a common thing nowadays), would you even consider joining a two-bit MLM like Amway?

    You'd laugh your ass off if somebody asked you to sign up in a racket that brought you a ten-buck monthly check that was linked to your purchase of $300 of stuff you didn't want. And that demanded you bother everyone in your life to be your down-line, and that bled you dry for fake "tools" and stupid "functions."

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    1. Anonymous - your last paragraph wraps up what it's really like being in Amway.

      Amway attracts losers in life who are fed bullshit about being "business owners" when all they are is low paid commissioned sales reps and they have to pay hundreds of dollars a month to play this pretend game of being business owners.

      The reason why people with higher incomes to consider Amway is the same as everyone else - they were fed a line of bullshit about working part time 10 to 15 hours a week out of their house and making bazillions of dollars in residual income that'll be rolling in from Amway for the rest of their lives. Many people sign up to Amway, pay their money, take a look around, and realize they got scammed. The only way to make money in the Amway racket is by scamming others to sign up.

      I agree the best place for people to make money is to get a union job with pension plans and medical benefits and put aside money every month to invest in the stock market where they can earn monthly dividends or buy real estate or a real business or however they want to invest their money.

      The path to riches isn't by watching some Amway asshole who brags how rich they are drawing circles and scamming others into believing how they'll all be rich too.

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  2. Saying that "I'm my own boss in Amway" is like saying that you are your own boss while serving a stretch in a high-security prison.

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    1. LOL Anonymous! I'd like to see all lying scamming cheating Amway Ambots end up in high security prison where they belong.

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