Fast Track = a bullshit
WWDB/Amway program to whip the cult followers into a frenzy of making a few
bucks fast.
In reality the Amway ambot fast track is a program that goes nowhere fast. Its
to hype up new ambots you know the bastards who go around bragging that they’re
just getting started in their new business. Amway and the assholes in the Amway
upline hope that when these new recruits make a few extra bucks in the first
few months they’re in the scam that it will motivate them to keep going for a
few more months even when the money aint coming in no more. You get a few
friends and family at the beginning who will buy stuff but no one likes paying
high prices for shitty products so unlikely to get repeat business from suckers
the ambot has already ripped off.
Maybe some ambots will show up to say I’ve got Fast Track all wrong and the
criteria has changed but I’ll try to lay it out how our Emerald told us. In other
words its the usual Amway fast talk double talk to excite the audience and
confuse them with the facts. Or lack thereof.
Fast Track is usually on the agenda at any Amway WWDB function, Dream Night,
FED Free Enterprise Days, Family Reunion, Spring Leadership, all smaller
meetings.
If they’re still calling it Fast Track and judging by people searching for
it it must still be, then that tells you times ain’t changing much even though
the upline tries to scam everyone by saying “exciting changes are just about to
happen”. Ambots are still showing up at this blog after typing in Amway Fast
Track into Google so that tells me its still around.
So Fast Track ain’t new. It ain’t exciting. It ain’t a change. Its the same old
bullshit they were teaching years ago.
OK the Emerald talked real fast, all the better to confuse us. Seeing as how
most of the cult followers in the room were already brainwashed they were able
to accept what he said with their usual unconditional love and devotion and
never question upline.
And I could have the numbers wrong. Perhaps some Fast Track criteria has
changed over the years.
Hang on to your hats while I try to dissect the mumbo jumbo.
The program called Fast Track has 2 phases. The first phase is referred to as
50/150. The IBO has to create volume, their own personal shopping and get
clients. (Ha ha! Yeah good luck with that!) If the IBO is at least 150 PV (and
here the Emerald says $500 in Amway purchases) out of which at least $50 is
from clients the IBO gets an extra $50 bonus.
Wow! Whooppee! How exciting!
Then the Emerald drops the bomb. This Fast Track program is only available to
new IBO’s in the first month of being in “the business”. Sucks for all the
other IBO’s who have plugging along for months or years. Look around the room.
There are no new IBO’s. Just the same cult followers who’ve been showing up for
months and years.
But wait! The first phase ain’t over yet! In the second month the IBO has to
keep the same suckers, err customers, and do the same thing over again for
another check for $50. And do it again in the third month. Extra $50/month =
$150 total for 3 months.
I’m sure everyone is sitting on the edges of their seats breathlessly waiting
to hear about Phase 2 because after all the asshole Emerald said Fast Track has
two phases.
OK. Wait for it. You don’t want to go home before this very important
information is disclosed.
Phase 2: show 10 people the plan and sign up two of them. (Yeah right. We
all know how easy it is to find 10 suckers to show the board plan presentation
to let alone sign up 2 of them.) But forget two people. Go for three.
Sponsor three people who can do the above 50/150 and the sponsoring IBO will
earn an extra $200.
Then the asshole Emerald spends the next ten minutes going over the numbers if
you can find even more people than the three previously mentioned.
You’ll be an Amway gazillionaire by the end of the year! That’s right! Working
part time ten to fifteen hours a week in your spare time! Then you’ll never
have to work another day in your life! You’ll be walking the beaches of the
world and the residual checks will just keep rolling on in forever! It gets
even better!!! When you die you can will your Amway business to your spouse or
your kids or whoever and they will have bazillions of dollars in residual
income rolling in from Amway every month for the rest of their lives too! Woo
hoo!!! Riches for the descendents forever and ever!!!
Makes you wonder if the Emerald was smoking something funny before he showed up
for the meeting!
One of our readers summed it up really well: The only thing "fast track" about Amway is how fast you'll get fucked up the ass. Your rectum will be the fast track.
The Amway "Fast Track" bullshit is the usual con-job. It has lots of hype and energy, but no real substance.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that it is limited to new IBOs in their first month of membership is the real red flag. This strict limitation means that "Fast Track" is dependent on first-time sales to sympathetic friends and relatives. A new IBO can maybe pull that off in the first month or two. But in a few months he'll realize that it was all smoke and mirrors.
The whole aim behind the "Fast Track" fraud is to bleed new IBOs of money quickly, before they find out that Amway is a confidence game with little chance of success.
Anonymous - that's right. A new IBO might be able to get enough pity sales from people they already know to make $50 the first month maybe even two months but after that the sales dry out. Normal people don't want to buy overpriced shitty products. Only brainwashed Amway losers like doing that. As you said Fast Track only benefits Amway to suck as much money as they can out of new recruits in the first couple of months before they figure out they got scammed and quit.
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