The last time we posted about the Amway Bible -Slight Edge – a cult follower’s kid stopped by to share a story:
Hilariously I was raised in a cult. I never even noticed
until I left and weird shit happened and everyone in the real world thought I
was nuts. I had to relearn so much about the world because of the
brainwashing...
Anyway one day when I was in 3rd grade one of our teachers told us that penny
story. She asked us all to ask our parents for a penny that night and then two
the next etc.
I tried to ask my mother for a penny.
Ever dared asked your upline for a single cent?
Oh YEAH she had to know EXACTLY what I had planned for it, what I needed it
for, who convinced me I needed this penny.... Like she dang ass GRILLED ME. I
ended up crying. Which made me a sensitive pathetic child of course. I was told
to go to my room until I could be more positive!!!!
Lol so if you ever wondered if cults and Amway were identical... They not only
tell the same stories you fucking know you can't ask Upline for a single penny.
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