Someone searching on the
internet for “Amway dumb shits” found their way to this blog. We spend a
lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots due that qualify them for
being dumb shits. And don’t worry. If I had to list all the reasons for Amway
dumb shits this post would be pages long but I’m only going to pick on a couple
of points that Amway IBO’s like to show up here and gloat about.
How about the ambots that show up here bragging that Amway is accredited by the
BBB.
What the fuck? Did you not read Amways code of conduct for IBO’s you dumb shit?
It says that Amway is not accredited with the BBB has no association with them
and that Amway IBO’s should not be going around saying Amway has any kind of
affiliation with them because it ain’t true. In fact if you read the fine print
you dumb shit you’d see that Amway can fire you if you break any of the
policies in their code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all their IBO’s
that brag about their BBB accreditation then there’d be no one left! So Amway
probably ain’t going to fire you you lying dumb shit. You want to know how BBB
works? Consumers file complaints about a company with the BBB. The BBB then
forwards the complaint to the company and asks them to respond within a time
period lets say a month. The company responds within the time limit so the BBB
is happy and gives them a good rating. It doesn’t mean that the company’s
response has to satisfy the consumer who made the complaint. Sometimes the
company comes up with a resolution that makes the consumer happy but that has
nothing to do with how the BBB rates them. It has to do with whether or not the
company responds within the time limit or ignores them.
I’m sure Amway keeps several people employed full time making sure they respond
to the BBB before the time limit is up.
That’s what it means you dumb Amway shit! It doesn’t mean that the BBB endorses
Amway. I don’t think the BBB is allowed to endorse any company but that don’t
stop lying Amway ambots from bragging about it. Bottom line is who gives a
fuck? Only dumb shit ambots.
The other thing Amway dumb shits like to gloat about is how much money Amway
made last year. The most recent ambot to leave a comment to this effect states
that Amway has been around for 50+ years and made 11 billion in sales last
year a drop of about a billion from the year before and dropped from
a couple of years ago when ambots were crowding around this blog gloating
about 13 billion in sales. Guess the bastards at the top of the pyramid aren't
keeping the cult followers whipped into a big enough frenzy to keep buying
overpriced shitty Amway products. FYI Amway reported 8.8 billion in sales for
2016 the last time this post ran and 8.5 billion in sales for 2020 so they seem
to be holding stagnant. If any fucking Amway assholes try to tell you it’s much
higher than that, they’re fucking liars.
Amazon began business in 1994 and in 2020 made 386 billion in sales. That
tells me when compare to Amway that Amazon is a much faster growing business, offers
a wide variety of products, and sells them for a good price to keep customers
coming back. To the best of my knowledge no one goes around complaining that
Amazon is a cult. At least not in a bad way.
Either company either sales amount who really gives a flying fuck except for
Amway dumb shits. Those sales figures are good news for the owners of those
companies that’s more dollars in their bank accounts. How much of those
billions are the company owners sharing with their employees? In Amway’s case the
number of employees I have showing up here complaining about the shitty pay and
shitty working conditions I would guess no profit sharing. Amazon I have no
idea about because their employees don’t show up here saying one way or the
other!
So perhaps some Amway dumb shit who is gloating about how Amway’s sales
are around a fiftieth of Amazon’s can shed some light on why Amway’s
sales figures are such a big fucking deal and how Amway employees benefit from
those numbers.
I’m sure all I’ll get is silence from those Amway dumb shits.
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, March 4, 2021
Amway Ambots Are Dumb Shits
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
Actually, Amway assholes are afraid to come here and argue anymore. They know they'll get their asses kicked.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Amway assholes don't show up here the way they used to and screech their outrage that we're disrespecting the Great Amway God. It's pretty fun kicking Ambot ass!
DeleteNo bigger dumb shit that IBOFB! LOL
ReplyDeleteVery true Joecool. Some of these fucking Amway assholes want to be the biggest dumb shit in their cult but only one the most evil motherfucker of them all can be King Shit! LOL!
DeleteIBOFartBack now lives in Sweden, where he's been trying to establish an MLM scheme of his own.
DeleteAnonymous - that motherfucker has been there a long time. Maybe there's no extradition?
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