I’m Not Good Enough To Be In Amway

That’s right. I’m not good enough to be in Amway.

1. I’m not good enough at lying to people.
2. I’m not good enough at sneering at people who refuse to join Amway
3. I’m not good enough at putting down people who have jobs.
4. I’m not good enough at telling people they’re losers.
5. I’m not good enough at telling people if they don’t succeed its because they didn’t try hard enough.
6. I’m not good enough at brainwashing people.
7. I’m not good enough at selling Amway’s average products and convincing others their high price reflects an imaginary high quality.
8. I’m not good enough to convince people Amway tools are optional.
9. I’m not good enough at pretending this wonderful business opportunity has nothing to do with Amway.
10. I’m not good enough at pretending business is going great.
11. I’m not good enough at tricking prospects to come to Amway meetings.
12. I’m not good enough at pretending Amway is an ethical business.
13. I’m not good enough at dropping all people out of my life who have nothing to do with Amway.
14. I’m not good enough to figure out who are all the Amway millionaires that don’t have to work because they have residual income coming in for the rest of their lives.
15. I’m not good enough at scamming people to join a business with less than a 1% chance of success.
16. I’m not good enough to be dishonest.
17. I’m not good enough at pretending the truth is really a negative.
18. I’m not good enough at pretending Amway food bars taste better than shit.
19. I’m not good enough at pretending XS Energy Drinks taste better than cat piss.
20. I’m not good enough at believing I’m actually making lots of money in my Amway business.
21. I’m not good enough to choose to go into debt to pay homage to the Amway gods.
22. I’m not good enough to pretend the devastation Amway has brought isn’t affecting my life.
23. I’m not good enough at putting people down and telling them they’re quitters and will be broke for the rest of their lives.
24. I’m not good enough lying about how Amway only takes 10 to 15 hours a week.
25. I’m not good enough telling people they will save money buying from their own Amway store.
26. I’m not good enough telling people that everything to do with the Amway business is tax deductible.
27. I’m not good enough at scamming people.
28. I am not good enough to be in Amway because I have a conscience.
29. I am not good enough at unnaturally worshipping my upline.
30. I’m not good enough to believe everything my upline says is the truth.
31. I am not good enough to pretend I’m a Stepford Wife.
32. I am not good enough at putting up with bullshit from male chauvinist pigs in the upline.
33. I’m not good enough to stay up all night listening to a liar when I’d rather be home.
34. I am not good enough to be in Amway because I have morals.
35. I’m not good enough to become a brainwashed ambot zombie.
36. I’m not good enough to sell my house and become a renter just because my up-line insisted on it.
37. I’m not good enough to scream like a demented banshee at an Amway “function.”
38. I’m not good enough to preach that divorce is “unbiblical” even as I watch the Amway cult leader divorce his second wife.
39. I’m not good enough to hang around Starbucks trying to catch the eye of a stranger.
40. I’m not good enough to fill my garage with unsold boxes of cleansers and detergents.
41. I’m not good enough to use an antiquated system like CommuniKate just to add to my up-line’s income.

However, any losers stupid enough to do all of the above should apply to Amway.