Thursday, August 5, 2021

Ambot Freaks Out In Coffee Shop?

Here’s a good one. 

An Ambot is trying to place an Amway order but his credit card is declined so he throws a tantrum and wrecks his lap top LOL!

He's probably short on his PV and some fucking asshole in his Amway upline just ordered him to buy more overpriced Amway shit. He's going to get an ass kicking from the Amway cult leader for not helping some upline bastard meet that month's quota.

You know how Amway ambots always want to meet in a coffee shop. This guy is so very obviously an ambot and his prospect didn’t show up so he’s freaking out. You hear him screaming about how he has a presentation in 10 minutes. Look at the other customers in the shop. They’re like it’s a fucking Amway salesman, get the hell out of here and then they scatter! Yup Amway ambots sure know how to clear a room.

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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 6, 2021 at 2:29 PM

    What possible good did it do this guy to destroy his own laptop (with important information on it) and to get himself arrested?

    He could have brought the malfunctioning device to a computer expert and got it to function properly. So what if he missed his stupid "presentation" -- who gives a fuck?

    Getting yourself into trouble with the cops over something as pathetically unimportant as this is the sign of a real asshole. Yes, he must have been in Amway.

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 6, 2021 at 5:11 PM

      Anonymous - if a person has a presentation in 10 minutes then that means they're already on site at the place of the presentation. Usually that means corporate headquarters, a professional office building and set up in a boardroom or conference room. If someone in a coffee shop has a presentation in 10 minutes then the coffee shop is where the presentation is happening. So yes a fake business owner like an Amway loser or another scam MLM but Ambots think the rules that apply to everyone else don't apply to them so yes he must have been in Amway.

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  2. Jar BinksAugust 24, 2021 at 10:28 AM

    Plan a launching event and announce it on print in your local paper. If you will be open shop near a university, place an ad in their school bulletin. Invite important people like media reporters, radio station DJs, and influential people in your community. These are the people who will be spreading the word about a new hip coffee place in town. Portland Food Carts

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 24, 2021 at 11:53 AM

      I think we all know what Ambot Jar Binks day job is! Had to find a J.O.B. in Portland to be near the major Amway functions LOL!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 24, 2021 at 4:20 PM

    This asshole Jar Binks from Portland comes to this website to announce his coffee shop? What the fuck is wrong with him?

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 24, 2021 at 5:00 PM

      Anonymous - maybe Jar wants Amway losers to hang out in his coffee shop so they can bug his customers and take up space and not buy his expensive coffee cause they can't afford it. So yes - what the fuck is wrong with him?

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