The last time we did the fuck you Amway IBO post, one of our readers shared a weird experience. Though was it really any weirder than all the other weird Amway shit?
Fuck you IBO for making me
dance! That’s right. When these two married upliners reached Emerald, the
downlines plus a bunch of randoms like myself and my upline who had nothing to
do with them, had to embarrassingly do a long, synchronized dance routine at a
function in front of hundreds. I put off practises because I didn’t want to
take part in that, but was eventually pressured with all the CommuniKate
voicemail and texts. Worse, I saw a friend in the audience there gawking at me
while we were performing. Don’t wanna know what she was thinking...
But yeah wtf kind of business was that where a classroom size group are dancing
a long memorized routine with giant robotic smiles on stage just because
someone reached a milestone!
And another reader responded:
Forcing people to take part in complicated group dances is a very typical symptom of cult control. It was common in the strange "Shaker" cult of the 19th century.And yes -- can you imagine the administrators at IBM or Procter and Gamble forcing employees to take part in a ritual dance?
But those are genuine businesses, not fake cult-businesses like Amway.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Amway cult leaders entertain themselves by video recording this stuff and placing bets with each other on who can most manipulate and brainwash their followers. "Let's see you guys try to top this one. I got my idiots to rehearse and dance this long routine and smile too ha ha."
ReplyDeleteLOL Ray! But you do you think the Amway cult leaders are betting money or betting a case of XS or 5 boxes of Double X?! LOL!
DeleteAnna, I would think the Amway cult leaders bet money because money is worth something unlike Amway XS cat piss drinks or their cat turd "energy" bars LOL.
DeleteRay - I'd rather have the cash instead of shitty Amway products but these Amway losers really love trading in Amway wampum.
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