Thursday, September 16, 2021

Sign Up To Amway And Be Your Own Best Customer

The Amway upline would tell the IBO’s to go crazy ass nuts and purchase Amway products and be your own best customer. They’d preach: Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store?

Let’s see. Shopping at other stores: Better prices. Better quality. Not having to deal with Amway assholes. Those are all good reasons to shop anywhere but Amway!

When did we ever buy energy drinks before getting involved in Amway? Never. When did we buy food bars and protein bars and all those other nasty tasting Amway bars? Rarely. I buy granola bars a couple of times a year but its not a regular purchase. When did I ever buy vitamins before Amway? Never.

So now I have to buy all these things from “our” (pretend) store that I never bought before when I went grocery shopping. So we can save money?

Are you fucking kidding me???? We are spending hundreds of dollars a month buying overpriced shitty Amway products when I never even previously purchased their similar better priced better quality counterparts at the store. How is that "saving" money?

I can save even more money by not buying stuff I never bought before anyway.

Ambot would be outraged if I went to the drug store to buy toothpaste. “How come you won’t buy from our store and support our business?” He’d ask. Oh, a couple of reasons. First off we’re a bunch of fucking idiots for having the items in our store too high priced to get any real customers. Oh, I guess its not really “our” store otherwise we can put a price tag of our choosing on the product. Second that nasty Glister toothpaste makes me gag when I brush my teeth. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth thanks just the same!

I know how to save even more money…..Don’t be your own best customer and don’t shop from Amway!

6 comments:

  1. This crap about "Buy from Amway and be your own customer!" is one of those meaningless and illogical statements that Amway assholes love to spout as pearls of wisdom.

    In actual fact, "buying from your own store" is about as sensible as getting married, and then fucking a rubber blowup doll because it is "from your own store." Or planting a garden at great expense, just so that you can eat a few carrots and tomatoes that you have personally grown.

    You have to be STUPID to be in Amway. Stupid enough to not think logically about the bullshit propaganda you are being fed by your up-line.

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    1. LOL Anonymous on the rubber blow up doll! Yup you have to be stupid to be in Amway and stay in Amway and brainwashed to spout off all the bullshit propaganda from the Amway cult leaders.

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  2. Buying from yourself makes about as much sense as doing your own dental work.

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    1. That's right Anonymous. Doing your own dental work. Doing your own heart transplant surgery....

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  3. Love your blog. I was “in the business” from 2011 to 2017 against my will—I, too, was married to an ambot.

    Have you touched on how Covid has affected WWDBers? I hope it’s exposed how deficient of a business model it is, with Dean and Marcie having to pick up a few shifts reffing basketball games to make ends meet.

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    1. Hi Joey. Wow! That's a long time to be inside the Amway cult! Nope haven't heard much about how Covid has affected WWDBers other than someone who left a link to an undercover reporter filming a scamming Amway Ambot who was lying about an Amway product that prevents and cures Covid. These Amway scumbags will lie about everything to make a buck. People in Amway are very comfortable breaking the law and holding meetings. But most of the arenas and other places they'd normally book to hold their brainwashing conferences are under state orders on how many people can gather and those venues aren't risking being fined or bad publicity. We've had people stop by to say the WWDB cult leaders were holding virtual brainwashing conferences but that's probably not as profitable as live functions.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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