Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Amway Professional Liars

If someone is a good liar then they have the potential to be part of the teensy fraction of 1% of IBO’s who make money at Amway. This is because you have to lie all the time when recruiting prospects or finding customers to buy overpriced shit.

Some of the lies that IBO’s are expected to tell:

“No, this isn’t Amway. We just use Amway to move our products.”

“Where else can you work a business 10 hours a week and earn $100,000/year.”

“After a few months you will be making thousands of dollars.”

“Business is going great!”

“You will save money by buying from your own store.”

“Everything to do with the business is tax deductible.”

“We’re debt free. We pay for everything in cash.”

“Amway owns the Amway Stadium in Orlando Florida.”

“Amway saves marriages. There’s a low divorce rate in Amway.”

“People who don’t succeed in Amway are either lazy or they didn’t try hard enough.”

“Now is the time to get on board because exciting changes are about to happen.”

“People who are not involved with Amway are broke losers.”

“Tools are optional.”

“We will buy back your tools if you leave the business.”

“We sell high quality products and they’re reasonably priced for their high quality.”

“You will collect residual income for the rest of your lives.”

“I work with a team of millionaires developing online businesses.”

And while you’re thinking about that, here’s a few more Amway lies:

“No matter whether you succeed or not in this business, you will become a better person.”

“Being in Amway will teach you leadership and mentoring skills.”

“Amway is a business for God-fearing Christians.”

“Our voicemail system called CommuniKate is absolutely essential for success.”

“Amway is growing by leaps and bounds, every year!”

“Everything you read on the internet is a lie.”

“Amway has partnered with many Fortune 500 businesses!”

“All those bad stories you hear are about the old Amway. This is the new, improved Amway!”

“Multilevel Marketing is the wave of the future. There won’t be any brick-and-mortar stores ten years from now.”

“Attending an expensive, far-off function with several thousand screaming lunatics is absolutely required to be successful in this business.”

“Losing money is essential if you’re going to make money.”

“Going to college is a waste of time.”

“Anyone who tries to persuade you not to join this business is evil and malicious.”

“If your dream is big enough, the facts don’t matter!”

Of course the biggest lie is denying the business has anything to do with Amway. That goes with tricking prospects into coming to a meeting. Even when the prospect specifically asks if this business opportunity has anything to do with Amway the IBO denies and lies.

Its really amazing that IBO’s spout off lies and then claim they run an ethical business. I love the bullshit about how every IBO out there thinks they offer outstanding customer service. Almost every non-Amway entrepreneur out there says the same thing about how they offer the best possible customer service and how their excellent customer service sets them apart from everyone else.

I’d say the majority of people who sign up as IBO’s are probably honest people. After they’ve been with Amway for a few months their conscience takes over and they become uncomfortable lying to people about how great business is going and how Amway is so wonderful. They’re not making any money and they’re spending a fortune buying Amway products and tools. They cut their losses and quit. Amway is a poor business choice for anyone because it has less than a  1% chance of success but Amway has a zero percent chance of success for honest people. It is difficult to fight with your conscience over the lies you constantly have to tell about Amway. Its the good old “don’t speak negative” bullshit aka “telling the truth”. Amway IBO’s refuse to acknowledge any truth that might be negative. When someone asks how business is going the IBO who is losing money has to lie and brag about how good business is and how its growing. I mean you tell someone the truth about how much money you spend each month and you get a check for $10 from Amway how desirable does that sound to a prospect. When someone asks how the products taste the IBO has to lie and say they taste great even though those food bars are nasty tasting shit. They have to brag about Perfect Water and lie about how it cures every ailment known to man.

All the lies are uncomfortable for honest people and they take their toll on a person having to lie all the time about Amway.

Not everyone is honest. Some people have no trouble telling lies. There are IBO’s who have been in Amway for many years. Maybe they’re making money or breaking even. Maybe not. Either way they’ll still lie about how good business is and how fast its growing. The IBO’s who are the best liars are the ones who stick with the Amway business for years and have a shot of being part of the 1% who make money.

Over the years they’ve perfected the art of telling lies. Our upline were professional liars and what I’ve observed is that its easier for a liar to become an Amway IBO than an honest conscientious person.

Professional liars only need apply.

All others - RUN as fast as you can.

11 comments:

  1. The check is in the mail." - "This won't make you pregnant." - "That's just a cold sore." - "Her? She's just a friend, nothing more. Honest." - "You don't need to ask about the name of the company, just let me take you to this meeting in my trusty "87 Tercel here. Don't worry about the tires, I've got a spare in the trunk. I'll show you how with just ten hours a week you can be walking on the sandy beaches of Tahiti on your royalty checks in just a year or two. I know what I'm talking about because I've been doing this for six years."

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    1. LOL Ray. Would an Ambot be caught in a Tercel or would it be more like a 70s BMW rust bucket special!

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  2. They are OBSESSED with controlling what other people say by labeling it “negative” or if they hurt you you “have an offended heart”. One of the Diamonds said he took one of his downline outside when he was “complaining” about something and told him to “keep his garbage outside and talk to the trash cans”.

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    1. That's right Anonymous. Amway losers are obsessed with all things they perceive to be negative. Mostly people who disagree with their Amway cult leader's point of view LOL! An Amway loser can't tell the difference between the truth and negative.

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  3. "Yes, I have a high-level government job."

    "This is a rare vintage wine."

    "I have military decorations, but I don't like to talk about them."

    "My parents live abroad, in a French chateau."

    "I left my Platinum credit card at home, so we'll have to eat in this diner."

    "Don't worry -- I won't come in your mouth."

    "The Mercedes in in the shop for a tune-up, so that's why I'm driving my friend's 1970 Plymouth."

    " Of course I love you -- what was your last name again?"



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    1. LOL Anonymous. Those are lines that just about every scammer out there will use! Amway scammers included!

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  4. I watch people and write poems I'm a genius.i saw a girl named Sherry was her fruits with loc cleaner.jamar Jesse !loc to wash his cars.paul has a driving range where people drive goofballs into alake. He goes. Into the lake With scuba gear gets the Goofballs out and cleans them with loc cleaner. So I wrote a poem the 3 uses for loc cleaner.
    Jamar uses it to wash his car
    Sherry uses it to wash Her cherrys
    Pàul uses it to wash his balls

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  5. The Amway Masturbator from Charleston, South Carolina using Wideopenwest IP 76.73.247.101 attempted to leave a comment on this blog but is well aware we don't publish anything from that fucking Amway troll but post his location whenever he tries. So why don't you go jerk off into some SA8 you dumb fuck.

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  6. More Amway Lies:

    1. Amway is a "God-pleasing" business.
    2. You are helping others to achieve their Dream.
    3. This is a business opportunity about offering business opportunities to others.
    4. Your immediate up-line sponsor is absolutely brilliant.
    5. If you attend a function, you'll be six months ahead of everyone else who doesn't.
    6. Every Amway product is of the highest quality.
    7. CommuniKate voicemail is an essential technological device for you to have (and pay for).
    8. Your Platinum (despite his surface appearance of being a fat-assed, arrogant jerk) is someone to be worshiped and obeyed.
    9. Nothing bad can happen in Amway.
    10. If it does, don't think or talk about it, because that would be "negative thinking."

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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