Monday, November 15, 2021

Have I Mentioned I Can’t Stand Our Amway Sponsor?

Today I thought I’d bitch about our Amway sponsor because the bastard is still pissing me off because he won’t leave Ambot alone. He phones to shoot the shit. He phones to ask Ambot if he knows anybody hiring for work. He phones wanting to borrow stuff. He sends text messages. You get the picture. Its like Amway all over again! I have no idea why Ambot is so nice to the bastard. They met back in the early 80's when they worked for the same place until the arrogant prick got fired after a couple of months. He never lasts anywhere long.

The arrogant prick is married. I feel sorry for his wife. It must be difficult living with an irresponsible son of a bitch who can’t hold down a job, has bad credit, never has money, drives around in cars that are always breaking down, and the utilities are always getting shut off due to non-payment. She never went to Amway meetings which was kind of odd because she seemed a whole lot more gung ho about Amway than I ever was but she preferred to stay home and watch TV or read a book or whatever it is she does at home because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t work. I don’t have anything against her other than her shitty taste in men. She can’t stand my husband. So that’s the one thing we have in common. We can both say “I don’t like your husband.” Bad combination for sponsoring someone in Amway. Did they and the upline not see that this can only spell trouble?

To this day I get after Ambot whenever that arrogant prick phones him and I point out that his sponsor is disobeying the hallowed cult leader’s orders by associating with us. Ambot argues that its not applicable because the arrogant prick quit Amway too. I say big deal. If the Platinum says he can’t associate with us then he shouldn’t whether or not any of us are still in Amway.

Damn it I wished it worked that way but Ambot still seems to be acceptable to the arrogant prick phoning him up whenever he wants something.

What really pissed me off was the time the fucking son of a bitch shows up at our house at 6am wanting to borrow something. We were asleep. So was my dog until she heard someone lurking outside and then the barking began which woke us up. I had a pounding headache all day long thanks to that bastard waking up my dog. Not even an apology to me for waking me up. But what else do you expect from an asshole like him.

I never trusted the bastard to begin with and after the Amway fiasco and the financial and emotional distress it caused me I don’t have anything to do with him. He’s not allowed in the house so Ambot has to go out to the street to talk to him if he drives over or meet him or go to the coffee shop like good little Ambots do to prospect. Shit I hope he’s not trying to reel him into another MLM!

If I was a miserable bastard and one of my friend’s wives disliked me because of all the trouble I caused them, and I wasn’t allowed in the house, I think I’d get a big clue and stay the hell away from them. I mean how dumb can you be? Apparently not as dumb as this fucker because he keeps hanging around.

I can't wait for the day when karma comes to bite him in the ass!

6 comments:

  1. The guy is a parasitical leech. He hangs around your husband because he knows that you are affluent and successful in your private business, and he's likely hoping for a handout.

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    1. Anonymous - he's just one of these fucking assholes that's a good fit for ScAmway due to his overinflated opinion of himself. Thinks the rest of the world owes him free money so he can sit on his fat ass and pick his nose all day.

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  2. Anna, let me guess: This guy lo-o-oves to talk about himself and his big plans in life. I'm betting his greatest desire is to own a boat. These types always dream of buying a boat, for some reason. (Every former boat owner I've met says the same thing: Buying a boat is the second best event in your lift, second only to selling the damn thing.)

    I've had to cut a few narcissistic user types out of my life over the years, and they always display two character traits: 1) Everything is about them. If you want to talk about something in your life, they'll turn it around to themselves every time. 2) They are always making big plans for the future, judging themselves worthy of all the best in life even though they're worthless losers.

    Am I close?

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    1. Hi Anonymous - I'd say you're close except I have no idea if the motherfucker wants a boat. He's a broke loser so he can't afford one. He loves to talk about himself and how he's god's gift to everyone and is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth and the rest of the world needs to worship him. All good qualities for Amway Ambots LOL!

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  3. Part of the whole cult procedure is to have a strong self-image that gives you the nerve to "think big," and "do great things."

    So even if you're a hapless schmuck with no talent and minimal intelligence, you have to talk about yourself as if you were God's gift to the world.

    That's Amway. Even if you're a pathetic asshole, think that you're GREAT!

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    1. Anonymous - there are programs out there for people looking to increase their self-confidence instead of becoming an obnoxious Amway asshole! This motherfucker already had an overinflated opinion of how great he is before signing up to Amway so it was a good fit for a loser like him.

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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