Tuesday, December 21, 2021

The 15 Worst Shitty Amway Products To Find Under A Christmas Tree

I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html

Oddly enough all of those Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser is going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services and bags of bones!

So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.

What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!!  Shit! How do I narrow it down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I say I hate to stop at only 15.

1.     XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks

2.     Perfect Water

3.     Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin

4.     SA8 Laundry Soap

5.     Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent

6.     Amway Trim Advantage

7.     Glister toothpaste

8.     Satinique shampoo

9.     Amway Debut tampons

10.  Any kind of Nutrilite food bars

11.  Artistry lipstick

12.  Nutripet dog food

13.  Artistry eye shadow

14.  Artistry time defiance cream

15.  Any Amway CD


The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or others as Christmas presents.

Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning and see what's under the tree!
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2021 at 8:45 PM

    You would have to be a completely brain-dead asshole to think that people would want any Amway product as a Christmas present.

    It's hard to believe that anyone could be so stupid as to think that one of those crappy Amway products would be something that a family member or a friend would want. In fact, most persons would consider such a present to be either a joke or an insult.

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 22, 2021 at 10:59 AM

      Anonymous- only losers want Amway shit for Christmas presents. I saw one of those Ambots putting a gift basket together with Amway cleaning products. Like holy shit. Can you imagine the disappointment? I’d rather get a lump of coal!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2021 at 3:12 PM

    Bottles of fine wines and liqueurs.
    Fancy chocolates and other candy.
    Perfumes and colognes.
    High-class leather goods.
    Silken scarves or ties, and Irish woolen cable sweaters.
    Really nice jewelry and watches.
    A big basket of fresh fruits.
    A large hamper of delicacies and food products from a top-notch store.
    A rum-soaked fruitcake, or an assortment of freshly baked cookies.
    Cut-crystal glassware, or a fine set of cutlery or flatware.

    THOSE ARE REAL CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

    Giving someone you like a bunch of Amway cleaning products? It staggers belief. You might just as well give them a bag of horse manure.

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 22, 2021 at 7:57 PM

      Anonymous - there are tons of things that are better Christmas gifts than Amway shit! Today one of my friends brought me homemade fudge and a Christmas card. Perfect! Beats SA8 or XS cat piss drink.

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