I hadn’t gone to an Amway meeting
in a long time, but one night after his prospect no showed I agreed to
accompany Ambot to listen to the boring Emerald spew out some bullshit.
It had been at least 5 months since I’d last listened to this guy. He surprised
me when he talked about the start up costs and said it costs $150 for the Amway
business license.
Huh? That’s a first. Is that what they’re calling it now? I’ve always
understood a business license to be purchased from city hall where one’s
company is doing business. It was clear the Emerald was talking about the Amway
start up fee/registration because he mentioned the value of the Amway sample
pack that new IBO’s receive after paying their $150 Amway
Business License is about half that amount in Amway products.
The change from Amway Starter Kit to Amway Business License must have come down
from some Diamond upline of him in an effort to make “the business” sound more
legitimate. I doubt boring old Emerald thought this one up all on his own. One
person in the audience asked about this Amway business license, if that meant
they could do business in their city without going to city hall to purchase a
business license.
Fortunately the Emerald did say that IBO’s would have to check with their city
for guidelines about business licenses to find out whether or not it was
required where they lived.
Probably the only decent business advice I’ve ever heard given out at an Amway
meeting.
Unless you’re a brainwashed
Amway Ambot here’s a concept that the free-thinking world can understand. There
is no such thing as an Amway “business license.”
Amway is not a governmental body. It has no authority or power to issue a “license”
to anybody. If Amway issues a “business license,” it has about as much
legitimacy as a membership card to the Mickey Mouse Club.
Who’s the leader of the club
that’s made for you and me...
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Unless you’re an Amway Ambot and then you’re singing:
Who’s the cult leader of the expensive social club that’s made for dumb fuck
Ambots
V-A-N-D-E-L D-E-V-O-S
Since no IBO in Amway actually owns a business, it is absurd to try to get a "business license." All you are in Amway is a lowly commissioned salesman who is totally controlled by your employer (the Amway Corporation).
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - seeing as how participants in Amway are comfortable lying and breaking the law it is unlikely any of them would contact their city to find out if they need a business license to be MLM peddlers. The only people who actually own an Amway business have the last name of VanAndel or DeVos. If the Ambot has a different last name then they do not own an Amway business. But good luck trying to convince those brainwashed Amway losers that!
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