Another thing that really
pissed me of about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single
one of those bastards was an expert on EVERYTHING! You name it those fuckers
knew everything about the subject whether or not it had anything to do with
Amway. The biggest bunch of bullshitters I’ve ever met in my life have all been
Amway assholes.
The arrogance of those pompous Amway bastards is something I have never dealt
with on such a high level of mass concentration before our time in the Amway
hellhole. Fortunately it is something I’ve never had to put up with since we
got the hell away from those Amway assholes!
You name it those Amway assholes pretend they’re an expert at it. I guess the
fact that they run pretend businesses and they’re pretend business owners gives
them all the credibility they need to be pretend experts on every subject under
the sun.
I’m not saying that there are not ambots out there who don’t have
expertise in certain areas through job, education, or life experiences. What I’m
calling out are the Amway assholes who just be virtue of the fact that they are
Amway IBO’s means that now makes them card carrying know it alls.
Those ambots are all experts when it comes to cars. Too bad none of them take
their own fucking advice and drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30
years old and always breaking down due to lack of maintenance. By that age many
cars do run into mechanical problems and need to be completely overhauled.
Being an Amway IBO means you are constantly broke because you have to hand over
all your money to the Amway cult leaders so there is no money leftover for car
maintenance or to save up to buy a new car.
Those Amway assholes are experts on all things plumbing and electrical even
though most of them have never picked up a hammer or a screwdriver. I saw a
house an Amway “expert” was working on. Some ceiling lights were falling out of
their fixtures and he said he kept getting electrical shocks when he was
touching sockets and switches. Oh gee I wonder why! The tile in the bathroom
was not grouted right and squint and uneven. He was taking forever to paint
because he had to keep stopping what he was doing to deal with the phone -
calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline.
Those Amway assholes are experts when it comes to filling out your income tax. “Everything
in Amway is a tax deduction! Claim that toilet paper!”
Those Amway assholes are “counsellors” even though they’ve never taken any
formal training in counselling for behavior problems, emotional disorders,
marital issues, etc. etc. “The facts don’t count!” Not when you’re an Amway
asshole = automatic expert on everything!
Medical advice? Call an Amway Ambot. They’ll diagnose you and tell you the
treatment consists of buying some overprice shitty Amway vitamins. Snake oil
for whatever ails you! Pick up a case of Amway holy water! What’s the
difference between Dr. Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? Nothing! They’re
both fucked up liars trying to scam you out of your money.
Amway ambots are self proclaimed experts on everything - know it all Amway
assholes. If an Amway product isn’t working for someone then the ambot tells
thems they’re not drinking the water right or they need more vitamins. Amway
ambots viciously defend Amways “prestige” products. There’s nothing wrong with
them - the problem lies with the user. Yup its the typical old Amway standby
response of blaming the victim. Same thing with Amway’s prestige tampons. If
they leak after 30 minutes then us women must be putting them in wrong. Couldn’t
have anything to do with the inferior quality of these products could it?
Hearing a man giving tampon advice makes most women break down
into uncontrollable laughter! But that’s an Amway asshole for you! Experts on
everything!
The arrogant pompous know it all Amway bastards that I had to suffer are the
biggest bunch of assholes I’ve ever met in my life. Troublemaking bastards who
can’t mind their own fucking business.
The one thing that I’m an expert at is blogging about what Amway assholes are
really like! No Amway know it all expert in everything will ever be more expert
than me than cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!
Part of the problem is that so many Amway freaks are small-town schmucks living in the boondocks. In those godforsaken places there's always a group of know-it-all assholes hanging around the local barbershop or the general store, spouting "wisdom" and "advice."
ReplyDeleteWhen they get into Amway, this propensity is inflated to the highest degree. Their up-line tells them that they are now "Independent Business Owners," so they immediately think that this qualifies them to spout off on any subject at all, as if they were experts.
Anonymous - whether they're small town schmucks or from larger cities Amway mainly appeals to lazy ass losers who are lacking in the brains and skills department and have no opportunity to find a decent paying job. They're gullible enough to fall for the sales pitch about how everyone will be making thousands of dollars in a few months and in 2 to 5 years bazillions of dollars will roll in from Amway every month for the rest of their lives while they retire sit back and do nothing for the rest of their lives. Except spout off their Amway "wisdom" now that they've become obnoxious know it alls who are experts in every topic under the sun.
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