OK. Who would do a search titled “how to listen to Amway
tapes”?
Umm. You put the tape into a cassette player, push the play button, and listen
to it?
Years ago I worked for a company that was located in a 5 story building. A
couple of other companies had offices in the building. I was down on the main
floor bringing something to the receptionist and probably chatting for a few
minutes. A couple walked across the lobby and got into the elevator. The man -
in his 20’s - held the door open, poked his head out, and called over:
“Which button do I press for the third floor?”
“Three?” The receptionist suggests in the tone she uses when dealing with
idiots.
The elevator door closes and we break down laughing.
OK well maybe you had to be there....
Perhaps this poor lost IBO has already asked his upline that question and
didn’t get a satisfactory answer so he now takes to the Internet in his quest
to find that information and ends up at my post about Amway CD’s and tapes.
“How to listen to Amway tapes?”
Hmm, maybe you should be drunk first? Turn the volume way down so you don't
piss off anyone else within earshot. Do whatever it takes not to get
brainwashed by that shit. A better plan would be to burn them.
I wonder if IBOFB is reading this post. He’ll be shitting his pants demanding
who has got their hands on Amway tapes because he claims they went out with the
last century.
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