Yup its getting close to that
time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2022 function is
coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2022 feel free to load up the
comments.
This blog is getting hits from Amway ambots searching for information about
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2022 and other years too
because Ambots seem to think they have the power to turn back time just by the
virtue of the fact that they’re in Amway. And yes they’ve come to the right
place. Spring Leadership is yet another Amway WWDB function that is top secret
and the Amway cult leaders won’t tell the IBO’s what its about so Ambots
frantically search online.
World Wide Dream Builders and Amway holds 4 brainwashing conferences through
the year: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion and Free
Enterprise Days FED. The Amway cult followers go ballistic crazy in their love
and devotion and shower their leaders with $125 each to buy a ticket. Price has
probably gone up. WWDB Spring Leadership is usually held in April but so far
the Amway cult leaders haven’t put the actual dates anywhere that I can find
them so too bad for those Ambots desparately trying to find out cause so far I
don’t know. And bottom line I don’t really give a shit either.
So for those of you who are wondering what the fuck is Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership its just another expensive social Amway gathering where ambots go to
worship their Amway cult leaders and hand over their money. The ambots coming
from out of town and that’s just about everyone, add in the travel expenses
plus hotels and meals.
For some cities this agonizing Amway convention drags on for 3 days and other
cities its 2 days. I guess the 3 day events are in cities with dumber than
average Amway ambots if such a thing could exist because the jury is in that
everyone in Amway is dumber than shit!
According to the Amway propaganda the Amway cult leaders will be teaching
Ambots how leadership plays a role in building the business. I’m not going to
debate whether or not that’s true in the real business world but just LOL that
they’re peddling that bullshit at an Amway brainwashing conference. Too many
leaders and not enough Ambots based on the old too many Chiefs and not enough
Braves syndrome comes to mind. And how does that work out? There will always
only be a small number of Amway cult leaders. All the other lowly ambots are
only being bullshitted with the leadership mumbo jumbo because the bastards at
the top of the pyramid don’t want to share too many slices of greed pie.
Apparently mostly the Amway cult leaders will be preaching how important it is
to have a dream and how having a dream makes someone successful. Again just a
bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about dreaming. The Amway
scheme is to dream yourself into riches. Motivational and promotional videos
will be shown all weekend. Let me break that down. The motivational videos will
be about the Amway Diamond’s material possessions and how they aspire to be
featured on the TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. The promotional
videos will have to do with the Amway tool scam. Sign up for Communikate, buy
more books and CD’s. That sort of shit. Will John Maxwell be a speaker again?
The Amway cult leaders make a point of saying he’s sold over 16 million books.
I bet we can all guess what some of those promotional videos will be showing –
LOL! - buy some of his books.
Here let me break it down to what really happens at Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership. At Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership the Diamonds
are bullshitting and lying about how to build a business but mostly focusing on
having a dream to believe in is the secret to success in Amway. Supposedly the
Diamonds are teaching how leadership builds an Amway business and they’ll be
yapping about dream building and believing in your dream and the usual mumbo
jumbo brainwashing bullshit you can expect at any Amway function. They’ll be
teaching leadership and business methods (Yeah right. That would be a first)
and showing motivational and promotion videos all weekend.
And now for what really happens…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken
and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek
and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s
security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!”
Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum
wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips.
Ambot Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its
like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a
dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it
to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for
everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich
and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings
a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he
brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the
vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material
possessions. Or maybe the ones they rented for the day for the staged photo
shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it “then
so can you”. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of
the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to
bullshit the Amway cult followers.
Not too long ago year the Amway cult leaders showing up on the World Wide
Destructive Bastards website were being called “difference makers”. I got two
words for all you fucking Amway “difference makers”. FUCK YOU!!!! The only
difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and
even further in debt. The only difference between last year’s brainwashing
conference and this year’s brainwashing conference is that the majority of
faces in the crowd will be different. I’m not going to list the Amway bastards
raking in the ticket sales for a couple of reasons. It’s the same old tired crew
who always show up to bore the Ambots. We don’t call WWDB World Wide
Destructive BASTARDS for nothing! Also we just don’t know which Amway cult
leaders will be slinging shit at Spring Leadership. WWDB locked down their
secret password so anyone not in the Amway cult can’t check out the agenda.
Tickets used to cost $125 but they might have jacked up the prices for Amway
Spring Leadership 2022. Here’s where WWDB Amway Spring Leadership used to be
held but I don’t know what cities are on the current agenda due to declining
attendance at Amway functions. Hey even if these cities have dropped off the
Amway brainwashing circuit they still work for search engines.
Las Vegas
Spokane
Honolulu
Calgary
Minneapolis
Denver
Fort Lauderdale
There used to be a couple of other places. Washington DC and Jamaica went
missing from the line up a few years ago but I had to slot them somewhere into
this post to help with search results!
Checked event calendars of some
of the convention halls Amway WWDB used to hold their brainwashing functions at
but due to declining attendance they’re probably booking ball rooms at hotels
or high school auditoriums where it’s cheaper.
Spring Leadership will drag on for 2 or 3 days this year beginning on Friday
night, depends on which city you’re going to. The Friday night brainwashing
session is mostly a show of Amway products and there might not be any Diamonds
brainwashing their cult followers that night in the arena but they’ll probably
have a top secret meeting somewhere else for “serious business builders”.
This boring Amway Spring Leadership bullshit goes on all weekend. There is no
training how to increase Amway sales, how to find prospects to recruit into the
cult, there are no leadership skills taught. Just a bunch of Ken and Barbie
Ambots figuring out how to entertain their cult followers and keep them up all
night. Sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic for brainwashing.
And there you have it. Ambots wasted lots of $$$ just to hear the same bullshit
they hear at every Amway function. But by going to the function that puts them
6 months ahead of the ambots who didn’t go. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.
And now all Amway ambots can save their money and not make the assholes in
their upline richer by buying tickets to go to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2022
because I’ve already covered the highlights.
And now for a little assistance on the search results including years gone and
still to come because Amway ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year
it is. Seriously. They’re searching backwards and forwards. That’s what getting
brainwashed into the Amway cult does to a person.
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2022
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2022
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2022
Amway Spring Leadership 2022
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2022
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2021
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2021
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2021
Amway Spring Leadership 2021
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2021
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2023
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2023
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2023
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2023
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership
Amway Spring Leadership
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership
And as always let send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway
upline!
Amway sucks!
WWDB sucks!
Spring Leadership sucks!
All Amway functions suck!
Fuck Amway!
Same thing with URA (URAssociation) Spring Leadership. It's coming up soon. Typically, it's in either Washington DC, National Harbor MD, Baltimore MD, or Pittsburgh PA. They made a U-Turn back in January when they held Winter Conference in Florida and forced everyone to drive or fly down from the Mid-Atlantic down there.
ReplyDeleteThe other two major functions are Summer Conference and FED (Free Enterprise Days). They announced at a Winter Conference some years back that they could not use the term, "Dream Night" as that was referred to before as a directive from the company. Not sure if WWDB and URA butted heads over that or if Amway Legal was really concerned about it for some reason.
Tickets to major URA functions when I was in some years back went for $93 a pop.
Typical BS too. Get there on a Friday afternoon, check in (if you can), go get a spot in line, sit there on the floor for several hours, run up to your room, get changed, sit through the Friday Night session, then a Night Owl.
Saturday morning, get up from your overly packed hotel room which has five or six people in it, or wake up from sleeping on the floor all night outside of the doors to the ballroom/convention hall, arrive at 9:00AM, hear a bunch of speakers including the XS girl speak, buy your conference ticket for the next conference (also $93) when they go on sale at 1:00PM (because you have to show you're all-in with your Upline), and the session ends at 2:00PM.
But wait, there's more. As if you weren't already bored to death, you get to go to a two and a half or three hour Day Owl with your group that takes you to about 5:00PM. By this time, you're sweaty and dirty and hungry. But hey, your Upline will want to host a phone team for you to make calls after the Day Owl where you might or might not have Upline order pizza that everyone chips in for.
That takes you to about 6:00PM. Barely enough time to get a good nap because you have to fight for time to shower with your roommates because you have to change and wear a different color on Saturday night as doors open at 7:00PM for the session to start at 8:00PM. That session will run until about 11:30PM or Midnight with a Night Owl starting at around 12:20AM or 12:30AM. That will run until about 2:00AM.
Then, you either go up to your room, change, then go back down to the ballroom to sleep on the floor outside the doors or you try to get some sleep, then wake up at 8:00AM, fight for shower time, get dressed, and be at the ballroom at 9:00AM as doors will open for the 10:00AM church service.
That goes until Noon, then a break for lunch (if you can find any), and then the afternoon session starts at 1:00PM where they parade all of the different "pins" across the stage for "recognition." This happens, then more speeches, and that takes us until between 4:00PM and 5:00PM.
Then it's FINALLY time to go home. Actually, not really.
My team would either do phone team at 7:30PM so people who lived a ways from phone team would have to kill some time before they showed up that Upline's house. Or, they would go to some local gym and literally play dodgeball and tire everyone out and then give speeches afterwards. They even had a trainer run everyone through stretches and sprints on a couple of occasions. Totally insulting.
Let me just say that after about one year in this shit, I ended up getting my own hotel room and maybe going to a couple of sessions. The last conference I went to, I stayed in my room my entire time except for the free breakfast I got from Marriott or the Saturday afternoon breakout session. I tried to escape at 6:00AM on Sunday morning to drive home, but I, unfortunately ran into Crossline wondering where I had been.
So that's URA (URAsssocation). I wanted to add these comments so that people would know what to expect and so that their grueling weekends showed up in Search.
Hi Anonymous. Thank you for taking the time to share your story! I'll probably bring it back up next year when we do the Spring Leadership posts again! It's great. And it's a very typical story of what happens at Spring Leadership. Doesn't seem to matter what Amway cult sect you belong to.
DeleteAll I could think when reading about the Dream Night/Winter Conference is there's nothing like wrecking your Florida vacation by going to an Amway conference. LOL!
Amway conferences like Spring Leadership are designed to keep the Ambots awake as long as possible. Common cult tactic. Brainwashing is easier on sleep deprived people. You've described that torture very well!
Feel free to use my example for all of their conferences as they are very intent on keeping the same format. The only things that change are the name of the conferences and the decreased balance of your bank accounts.
DeleteAnonymous - a couple of other things change. The faces because Amway has such a high turnover rate. And the prices keep going up.
DeleteDoes anyone know whether back in the early days of Amway (before all the AMO subsystems developed) there were any of these idiotic "functions"?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - people who were in the Amway cult in the 70s have left comments about attending Amway meetings and there's no change from what we describe a couple of decades later. A few years ago I read something written by a former member of Jim Jones cult and he was in "the business" for 3 months before he found it was Amway. And he compared the Diamonds leading the meeting to the same style Jim Jones used. Amway and their various sub systems have been running cult meetings for decades.
DeleteSo far, Amway functions have a 0% suicide rate, even though it's an almost attractive alternative. I attended dozens and can now admit I loathed at least 90% of them. The best, most enjoyable parts were the camaraderie with decent people, review of solid principles and values, and occasional laughs.
DeleteAnonymous - I'm not so certain about the 0% suicide rate. Another blogger used to keep track of these types of Amway stories when they hit the news. An Amway employee who was dating another Amway employee killed her and then committed suicide. I think they both worked in the tech department at Amway. There have been stories of other Ambots who died while driving to and from Amway cult meetings. Probably falling asleep at the wheel. For me I wasn't too keen on the camaraderie with brainwashed Ambots and these are people without morals or values so just not my kind of people.
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