Monday, April 25, 2022

Turn Off Your Fucking Cell Phones!

At every Amway board plan meeting I attended, the person who lived there stood up to introduce the pompous sack of shit Platinum. Seeing as how it was pretty much always the same group of about 10 or 12 people and we all knew who he was - why bother? He could have just stepped into the room and started talking. But instead he wants to be introduced like he’s some big rock star.

Meetings started at 8pm (if they started on time that is) and before the Platinum started  the brainwashing session the person introducing him would ask everyone to turn off their cell phones. Pretty much everyone dutifully complied.

Yeah you guessed it. I was the rogue stand out. Most people I know don’t phone that late at night - and here I’m talking after 9 - unless there is an emergency. If there is an emergency I want to be reachable. To hell with the sack of shit Platinum.

Sadly, my phone never rang once at any Amway meetings I attended. Likely due to most people who phone me its usually earlier in the day and most people call me on the house phone not my cell. I rarely give out my cell number.

One night we’re sitting in a living room and there's a fair amount of people there, maybe 30 or 40. Ambot wasn’t sitting with me. He was standing in the back of the room. This particular home had comfy living room furniture. I was in an easy chair or couch, don’t really recall, and I was sinking into it enjoying how soft it was. The Platinum was boring me with the same old same old and I’d closed my eyes and was hoping to fall asleep but unfortunately I didn’t.

Later on Ambot told me that the “sharp businessmen” he was standing with in the back of the living room had noticed and asked him if I was falling asleep to which he agreed it sure looked like it. They were really pissed off that I was being bored to sleep by their amazing Platinum. Ambot tipped them off that my cell phone likely hadn’t been turned off and they thought it might be fun to phone me and that I’d be embarrassed by the phone ringing in the middle of the sack of shit's brainwashing session. I think Ambot convinced them that I wouldn’t be embarrassed if my phone rang. In fact I might not hear it. I mean I’d hear it but I wouldn’t associate it with it with my phone ringing. I would just think someone else had the same ring tone as I have.

What really bugged the shit out of me was that Ambot gave my cell phone number WITHOUT MY PERMISSION to the fucking asshole sponsor and a couple of other fucking assholes in our Amway upline I don’t recall who. I don’t want any of these bastards knowing my phone number or phoning me. I can only hope they’ve all deleted me out of their contacts. None of them were ever in my contact list.

I just dare that fucking arrogant prick that sponsored us to ever phone me. I'll give him shit supreme like he's never heard before!

When it comes to Amway losers - Don’t phone me and I won’t phone you.



4 comments:

  1. Yikes. Ambot was really brainwashed wasn't he?

    But the cell phone story brings back memories. At our Thursday night "Business Briefings" in URA, we would be good to have a phone go off once or twice a month. We would have between 150 and 220 people there on average at each meeting so it was nice for a phone to go off to break up the boredom; especially after acting fake nice for an hour while standing up front before the meeting started.

    But there was nothing that made me more happy than seeing prospective IBOs who were sitting up front because; of course, we had to call our Upline to "have a seat reserved for them since seating is limited", actually walk out of the meetings 10, 15, 20 minutes in while the plan was being shown. The looks of bewilderment were awesome and the person showing the plan would be immediately sidetracked. As in, "HOW DARE SOMEONE WALK OUT ON ME SHOWING YOU THIS OPPORTUNITY?!?!?!"

    Do you have any fun stories about prospective IBOs walking out of WWDB meetings? If so, please share!

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    1. Anonymous- the Amway cult brilliantly brainwashes the Ambots so they don’t even realize it’s happening.

      I don’t have any fun stories of anyone who got sucked into an Amway cult meeting leaving early. Saw it happen a few times. Some potential prospects leave faster than others. It would have been more fun if they yelled insults at the Amway cult leader. And I’m thinking- lucky bastards take me with you!

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  2. What the hell is wrong with the "Comments" function here? Why have they changed it?

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    1. Anonymous- I have no idea. I noticed the changes on Monday that the comments look different. Blogspot must have made some upgrades and changes. Doesn’t seem to be anything we can do about it.

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