Seeing as how Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership 2022 is HOT on the search engines right now I’m keeping the
marriedtoanambot blog near the top by resurrecting some previous posts of
Spring Leadership memories. I’ve said it all before so I don’t have too much
new to add! But I’ll keep reeling in dumb ass ambots desperate for any
information!
On Sunday morning I’m driving Ambot to the arena where Amway World Wide Dream
Builders Spring Leadership is being held. I’ve got to circumnavigate the entire
complex to get to the front doors so I can get Ambot there early enough to
stand in line with all the other keeners. I’m about two blocks away when Ambot
spots the sack of shit Platinum standing on a sidewalk or parking lot area with
about 30 cult followers standing around him in awe listening to him spout off
his bullshit. Fucking morons! Worshippers of the World Wide Destructive
Bastards cult! Fucking Amway losers!
Ambot panics! He’s late for some meeting that he doesn’t remember being told to
attend. He’s mostly scared shitless because he’ll be berated by the sack of
shit Platinum and ridiculed in front of everyone for being late. That’s the way
Amway cult leaders operate. Fear and obedience. Because I’d rather tell
everyone in my upline to fuck off than listen to their lies I’d never make a
good Amway cult follower! So I let Ambot out of the car and continued alone to
entertain myself for the day.
Later Ambot tells me when he’s rushing to join up with the cult followers that
the Platinum’s henchman springs out of the group and wants to know what he’s
doing there. Ambot explains we were driving past and he saw the cult leader
preaching to his flock and didn’t want to miss out on this very important
meeting that he clearly was not invited to.
The henchman explains its for another World Wide Destructive Bastards downline
in the sack of shit’s Amway business and because Ambot is in a different
crossline and the brainwashing methods are different he was not invited to this
cult meeting.
Splitting hairs, the henchman is in the same line as Ambot so why is he being
subjected to this other line’s brainwashing? Ah ha some cult followers are just
gluttons for punishment! Or there’s some MLM espionage going on!
But then the henchman tells Ambot he can stay if he wants to. And of course he
does. Can’t miss a word of wisdom from the beloved cult leader.
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!!!!
World Wide Destructive Bastards suck!!!!
The fucking sack of shit Platinum sucks!!!!!
Fuck Amway!!!!!
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Where’s Ambot’s Invitation To Top Secret Amway WWDB Spring Leadership Cult Meeting?
2 comments:
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They call the function "Spring Leadership"? They ought to call it "Spring Enslavement."
ReplyDeleteWhat comes out of this story of yours is the sheer terror, the quaking fear, the absolute dread that Ambots have of not doing the right thing, and of not following up-line orders precisely. Amway is like a Communist slave-society.
Anonymous - I agree that Spring Enslavement is a better title for this Amway brainwashing session.
DeleteAmbots live in fear of doing anything that makes an Amway cult leader unhappy with them. Missing cult meetings, being late to cult meetings, not buying enough overpriced shitty Amway products. If an Ambot doesn't do exactly what the Amway cult leader demands then they live in fear of the expected abuse that will follow.