Monday, May 2, 2022

“I’m Not In Amway” Lies The Ambot

How do you know when someone in Amway is lying? Their mouth is moving. Or if it’s the Internet – when they’re typing something.

Why do lying scamming Amway assholes show up on a site that’s all about making fun of Amway losers and try to convince us they’re not in Amway?

Really I don’t give a shit one way or another if someone reading this blog is in Amway but I do know from our time inside the cult that we had to deny any involvement with Amway and that’s still taught today. Amway has such a bad reputation that everyone knows it’s a scam. Well maybe not those young enough who haven’t heard of it before but maybe they should ask their parents or grandparents. Except they’re not allowed to say the “A” word.

Now how do I know when someone says they’re not in Amway and they’re really NOT in Amway. Usually it’s a wife or girlfriend who shows up and says she’s not in Scamway but her husband/boyfriend is and the fucking assholes in his upline are making her life hell and they’re broke all the time because he’s always buying shitty overpriced Amway products. Or it’ll be another family member or a friend who has a similar story – the Amway cult follower has turned into a mean nasty son of a bitch all through his worship of the Great Amway God. Sometimes it’ll be someone who says they went to an Amway cult meeting and HOLY SHIT did they dodge a bullet and are staying away from those Ambot bastards and they’re here to share their story. Occasionally readers leave comments that they used to be in Amway, some from as far back as the 70’s, and sometimes they search it online and they share the story of the lies they heard and the money they lost.

There’s no reason to doubt any of these type of stories from people who say they’re not in Amway.

It’s the ones who show up and say they’re not in Amway but they’re studying it and decide it’s a great opportunity LOL!!!! Or they’re “not in Amway” but randomly end up at an old post after searching for more information on Amway Spring Leadership or WWDB Family Reunion and leave a comment saying they’re not in Amway, spout off a bunch of canned Amspeak propaganda the same bullshit the assholes in our Amway upline were spouting off many years ago and then they insult us. The usual Amspeak screechings and bitchings about how we didn’t try hard enough or the system works if you’re a winner.

Here’s the scoop when someone who isn’t in Amway but has a friend/family member in the scam they’re looking for support, they’re sharing the evil that has invaded their life. They’re unhappy especially if it’s their husband and he’s draining their bank account and running up the credit card. Someone with a loved one in Amway isn’t stopping by to say they’ve looked at “the business” and then gush all their loving and then they spout off a bunch of canned Amspeak bullshit and accuse everyone at this blog of being a negative unchristian dreamstealer who’s a quitter who didn’t try hard enough and who will be dead or broke by age 65.

People who are not in Amway usually have heartwrenching stories to share or entertaining stories about how they figured out Amway was a scam and they’re not getting conned.

It’s like if you work at McDonald’s but you don’t want to tell someone you work there cause you’re embarrassed. If you’re going to deny it you better not be wearing a McDonald’s uniform and eating a Big Mac.

Why show up here and leave a comment denying being in Amway when it’s pretty clear you are? Just don’t leave a comment at all. But I suppose you got to get your practice at lying in somewhere. If your Amway lies ain’t getting you nowhere here those lies ain’t going to work anywhere else you try them.

Next time try finding a job where you’re not embarrassed to work there and don’t have to lie about it.

 

 

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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