Wednesday, May 25, 2022

No One Is Buying My Shitty Amway Products Bitches The Ambot

“No one is buying my Amway products.”

That is the lament of a searcher who showed up at this blog. Not me bitching! I have no Scamway products for sale!

There is a reason why no one is buying your Amway products. That is because the food and drink items taste like shit and piss. The cleaning products are average to lousy. The cosmetics are ugly. I could go on and on.

But the main reason no one is buying your shitty Amway products is the price tag. Amway charges exorbitant prices for generic and substandard products. Amway is hardly the only company around to stick overinflated price tags on products that are worth a fraction of the cost. Some people might say Safeway is too high priced or Sears is too high priced or Burger King is too high priced. Though as far as I know none of these establishments has regularly been accused of being a cult. Can Amway say that?

Price can be subjective.

Quality not so much.

Brainwashing people to believe that they pay high prices and receive high quality products is the sign of a good Amway cult leader. Especially when those “high quality” products are shit. Generic products at best. Substandard is more like it.

To others money doesn’t matter so much and many people are open to paying more money for better quality products. Unfortunately Amway does not have better quality products except in the minds of their current crop of brainwashed IBOs. When those IBO’s quit Amway why don’t they keep buying Amway products if they think they’re so wonderful and reasonably priced? Because reality sinks in when a person is no longer being brainwashed and they got it figured out that Amway’s products are really no better than brand name products and often much worse.

Think of it this way. According to an Amway employee who stopped by the blog one day and let us know that employees are given free boxes of SA8 laundry detergent or whatever name they use now. S/he is like no thanks and goes to the store to buy Tide. Why spend money on a product you can get for free? Could it be that this Amway employee wants their clothes to come out clean in the wash?

Put aside the low quality and the high prices on Amway products.

Most people don’t want to buy Amway products because of Amway’s shitty reputation. And how did Amway get a shitty reputation? That would be thanks to the antics of their commissioned salespeople aka Amway independent business owners aka IBO’s aka ambots.

The trickery, the bad behavior, and the lies are what makes Amway IBO’s.

High price tags, shitty quality, and the bad reputation of others before you is why people don’t want to buy your Amway products



  1. The crucial thing to remember about Amway products is this: THEY DON'T REALLY MATTER AT ALL.

    Amway "products" are just a cover (like a fig leaf on a statue) to hide the reality of what Amway is: a scheme to enroll as many persons as possible in a racket that sends money on a monthly basis to up-line. The products are unimportant. They could be bags of horse manure. Their function is to disguise what is essentially a pyramid scheme of perpetual recruitment and fee-paying.

    This is true for all MLM schemes, but in Amway it has been perfected into a science of stealing money from IBOs. The various AMO subsystems (WWDB, BWW, Network 21, etc.) exist solely to "teach you how to succeed in Amway," and they make their money via books, tapes, CDs, meeting fees, and expensive annual "functions" that do nothing but drain IBO's of cash. The AMO subsystems have no interest whatsoever is whether an IBO makes any profit from Amway. Their only interest lies in convincing him to stay in the business permanently.

    1. Anonymous - seeing as how about 3% of Amway's customers aren't signed up as IBOs that means the products are mostly sold to Ambots. Most companies can't be profitable if 97% of their customers are their employees or commissioned sales staff. It's a different story for pyramid schemes where signing up new recruits is more important than product sales.

    2. Many IBOs in Amway pretend that they have a big retail customer base by making out sales receipts to dead relatives, nonexistent friends, or even their dogs and cats. In reality the stuff just sits in their basements.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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