Thursday, June 2, 2022

Our Sack Of Shit Platinum Screws Amway!

This is a big shout out to our readers from Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids, Michigan (including the weasel using a Blackberry in the evening), Buena Park, California, and Missouri City, Texas. “OUR SACK OF SHIT PLATINUM SCREWS AMWAY!”

I hope they like this post on how my upline Platinum instructed the IBO’s to fuck over Amway! And now any active IBO’s who read the marriedtoanambot blog will also have the secret! Ha ha!

So here’s the secret as given to us during an Amway meeting by the sack of shit Platinum. You order a case of XS Energy Drinks. This is the product used in his example though it could be any other Amway product. You consume the product and then you phone Amway and say “That case of Amway I put on my order last month I ended up selling to a customer who hated it. Said it tasted like piss so I gave him back his money. Can you send me another sample case?” And then just keep doing this over and over and over and you never have to buy another case of XS again because Amway will keep sending you free sample packs to replace the one that made the customer puke.

Gotta love listening to the dishonest and deceptive business practices at Amway meetings and while the Platinum is telling us this all of a sudden it jogs his memory and he calls to his wife who’s in the next room and tells her he gave out a case of XS as a sample and she needs to call Amway and get it replaced. Got to watch them in action! Whoo hoo!

Too bad Ambot didn’t use this scam to get free cases of XS. He bought case after case after case of that nasty piss water. It would have been easier on his credit card if he’d conned Amway into some freebies.

Anyway just thought I’d share this little secret. Its not too often that IBO’s get revenge against Amway!  Scambots scamming Amway for a change! LOL! Now there’s a switch.

And just a side note ------ a couple of years after this was first posted Amway must have figured out the sack of shit Platinum was fucking them over and fired his ass. He’s now flogging Monavie along with as many downline he talked into defecting with him and I’m sure he’s pulling the same shit there. Same scammer different scam.

And another side note since the last time this post made an appearance on marriedtoanambot. Monavie is no more. We hope Amway suffers the same fate. I have no idea which pyramid scheme that fucker is flogging these days but be sure he’s pulling the same scam.

 

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  1. AnonymousJune 3, 2022 at 10:10 AM

    You would think, after all these years, that Amway would do something to improve that XS cat-piss drink. Everyone hates it.

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    1. Anna BananaJune 3, 2022 at 2:35 PM

      Anonymous - Amway must have dirt cheap ingredients for XS cat piss water. The only customers are Ambots and they love it. Not enough to keep buying it after they leave the Amway cult but the system must work well for the Amway bosses so no motivation to actually make XS taste better.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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