How many people are familiar with the Manta website? If
you’re not a business owner or looking for a company to do business with
there’s not much reason you’d know the website. Basically its like the yellow
pages and it’s a directory of businesses. Most of the listings include the
name, contact info, type of business, how many employees, revenue, etc.
The website used to be a lot better to navigate and easier to find info you’re
looking for. Oh well. Gone are the old days. So just for shits and giggles I put
Amway into the search box to see what would happen and there’s a bunch of
listings for Amway IBO. And clicked on a couple of them to see what kind of
bullshit these fucking Amway losers are coming up with. For the number of
employees they all put 1 to 4, which is the smallest on the drop down menu to
choose. The reality is Ambots have no employees. Ambots don’t do fuck all to
contribute to the local economy. Its just themselves playing make belief
business owner. For income one of the lying Amway fuckers chose less than
$500,000 and another fucker chose less than $100,000. Yeah WAAAAYYYYYY less.
LOL!!!!
What caught my attention is an article about figuring out what the best type of
business is to get into. We’ve touched on this before including some of the
suggestions in this article but I thought I’d blow it up for an Amway Ambot
point of view on how to figure out if you’ve got what it takes to be a lowlife
lying scamming Amway IBO imaginary “business owner”. Here’s the link but don’ot
bother clicking on it cause it’s dead. That’s OK. We have preserved the list
topics on marriedtoanambot.
https://www.manta.com/resources/small-business-experts/5-ways-determine-right-type-business-buy/
1. Your interests and lifestyle. I know people who’ve started up landscaping business, sandwich shops, yoga studio and so on. I also know people who’ve gone into the family business and others who’ve bought businesses that might not be something they’re overly passionate about but decided it’s a good moneymaker. Ambots have decided their interests are eating vitamins and drinking cat piss and their lifestyle choices include being liars and scammers and worshipping the Great Amway God so that’s why being a commissioned salesperson for Amway is a good fit for those losers.
2. Skills and talents. The article says if you’ve never worked in an industry sector that might not be a good fit to buy that type of business unless you’re passionate about it, but still suggests getting some work experience in that area. What skills do Ambots have? Lying. Scamming. Being fucking assholes. Ignorance. Sneering at people who have J.O.B.s. Putting down people who aren’t in their Amway cult. What other “business opportunity” could these losers get involved in except Amway.
3. Finances. We’ve said it a few times around here, sure you can start up a small business on a shoestring if you already own some of the things you need to get started. Say you want to start a lawn mowing business and you already own a lawnmower and a truck to transport it, so those are 2 less expenses you need to start up. Other business might cost a lot of money if you’re buying/leasing a building, stocking inventory, etc. As for Amway – only broke losers need sign up. Ambots always go around bragging where else can you get started in your own business for $200. Bullshit! Let’s go back to the person who already owns a lawnmower and truck and wants to start a lawn cutting business. In Amway you need lots of room on the credit card to buy all the shit the fucking assholes in your Amway upline force you to buy. Budget between $500 and $1000/month to be inside the Amway cult and if you come in a little under without a shit kicking from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline consider yourself lucky.
4. Do your research. LOL! How many fucking Amway losers show up here screeching “DO YOUR RESEARCH!”. LOL! If those fuckers had taken their own advice and done their research such as reading blogs like this first then they’d have never got involved in Scamway. Part of doing research is determining if there’s a demand for your product or service. Amway sales show less than 4% of sales are made to people who are not Amway IBO’s. That tells the sane world who are not brainwashed ambots that there is no demand, no real customer base for buying overpriced shitty Amway products unless you're already on staff at Amway having paid a fee to become an IBO.
5. The future. How does a business owner anticipate where their business will be next year or 5 or 10 years down the road. This means writing a business plan and a budget and reevaluating as needed. Here’s the Amway IBO business plan: drawing a bunch of circles and saying if you sign up 6 people and they each sign up 6 people and then all of them sign up 6 people each and so on and so on then everyone’s going to be rich and in 2 to 5 years bazillions of dollars in residual income will roll in every month from Amway. Looks good on paper but the reality is the Amway system is designed for failure.
And another thing that this article and us around here too have advised about
looking at getting into a business is to consult with professionals. Show your
business plan to your banker and ask about getting a small business loan. How
many Amway Ambots have done that? They’d get laughed right out of the bank when
they start drawing their circles. How many Ambots go to a real accountant – not
some fucking assholes in their Amway upline who is a tax expert. Accountants
only deal with real businesses, not pyramid schemes. What about going to
established business owners, and I mean real business owners not fake ass Amway
IBO’s who are pretend business owners, and talking over this “great business
opportunity” with them and getting their insight on the profitably of getting
involved in a pyramid scheme.
Do you have what it takes to be an Amway Ambot? Only losers who want emotional
and financial distress need apply and buy in to the Amway bullshit.
The real qualification you need for being in Amway is this, and this alone:
ReplyDeleteYou have to be wildly enthusiastic about the IDEA of being in Amway, and equally enthusiastic about roping others into being in it.
Everything else in the Amway racket is pure bullshit and baloney. The products are meaningless. Sales to the general public are practically non-existent. You get practically nothing for meeting your monthly PV. The gatherings called by your immediate up-line are mindlessly repetitious. The functions are rah-rah festivals that teach you nothing practical. Speeches from your Platinum or Diamond are nothing but brainless exhortations to "work harder!"
So what do you need to be in Amway? You just need to be a silly sheep who follows directions, and doesn't notice that he's being ripped off on a monthly basis. And you have to think that the whole idea is great, and everybody should join.
Anonymous - that's pretty much it. Devoting all your love, time and money to the Great Amway God.
DeleteThe Amway cult has brainwashed the Ambots to believe they're successful "business owners" when the reality is they're losing hundreds of dollars each month to the pyramid scheme.