Well there’s a whole lot more than eight things an
ambot shouldn’t do but I saw this article titled 8 Things You Shouldn’t Do At
Work and decided to find a way to make it apply to Amway ambots. Except that
ambots will never follow these guidelines because they’re a bunch of
arrogant assholes who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re
in Amway and that means Ambots have a sense of entitlement to do whatever the
fuck they want. Being polite, respectful, and courteous to others does not
apply when you’re in the Amway cult.
https://www.thestreet.com/slideshow/12800527/1/8-things-you-shouldn-t-do-work.html
- Talking too loudly on the phone - Yup all those rotten lousy ambots full of self importance at being a “business owner” have a phone plastered to their ear EVERYWHERE yapping away loudly so everyone around them can tell how “important” they are doing business on their cell phone. Get a clue you fucking ambots! Nobody wants to listen to your side of the conversation! Go somewhere else and pretend to be big shot dicks!
- Listening to loud music or videos - AAACCCKKKK!!!!! I could just scream whenever my Ambot or another ambot insisted on sticking a CD into the car’s player or their portable unit and crank up the volume! FUCK!!!!! Turn off that fucking piece of shit! The rest of us who aren’t brainwashed Amway ambots don’t give a shit about what that fucking Diamond has to say! Where’s the fucking sledge hammer??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Messing up the (kitchen) auditorium - Ambots are slobs! Every Scamway meeting we attended the ambots would bring overpriced snacks - XS cat piss drink, (not)Perfect Water, and shitty food bars. They’d leave their trash on the floor under the seats when they leave. Is it so difficult to pick up your fucking Amway trash and carry it outside to the nearest garbage can? Fucking ambots with a sense of entitlement - Oh the arena has hired a janitor to pick up after us. I’ll give you a little message from that janitor. “Fuck you ambot slobs!”
- Bringing your kids into the office too much - I had trouble with this one until I read down and article substituted kids with spouse or friends. So lets just go with:
Bringing your wife to Amway meetings too much - especially when your wife don’t want to be there. Nobody wants to watch their significant other being brainwashed into a cult and watch their bank account dwindle and their debt increase. Leave her at home or there will be hell to pay somewhere down the road!
- Crowding everyone’s inbox - Everyone in our World Wide Destructive Bastards line had to sign up for a Yahoo Group account so the cult leaders could send messages. Yeah like we don’t get enough junk and spam showing up in our inbox without Amway’s fucking cult leaders adding to it. Same thing with text messages. Never ending deluge!
- Being a Debbie Downer? - what the fuck I’ve never heard that term before. Bottom line it means someone negative. Ambots are the most negative people I know. Always going around predicting doom and gloom. This business and that business and the other business are all closing down, going bankrupt, whatever. Everyone will be dead or broke by the time they’re 65 - except of course for Amway ambots.
- Texting in the elevator - Or texting anywhere else! Those fucking Amway ambots always got their cell phones either on a car or texting trying to look big and important. Fucking morons! Those texts from the upline go on late in the evening often the wee hours of the morning and then start up again around 6am. Mostly our sack of shit Platinum. Fuck you asshole just because you drank a bunch of XS piss water and can’t sleep get off your fucking phone and give us a break!
- Dressing Inappropriately - what’s with this wearing a business suit to a BBQ? What’s this with wearing a business suit at night? What’s this with wearing a business suit to a cult meeting? Those fucking Amway ambots can’t figure it out that people can dress casually and comfortably and not look like slobs. Its not all about the suit! Its all about the control issue when you’re being brainwashed by a cult. Wear a fucking suit cause I said so and I’m your cult leader so you better fucking listen to me!!!!
No ambot will ever follow these guidelines. Ambots have
their heads so far up their asses that they don’t see how everyone looks at
them as a bunch of arrogant obnoxious assholes.
And the one thing you should do when you are no longer in the Amway cult?
Apologize to everyone you treated badly because they would not support your
phony business in the Amway pyramid scheme. Apologizing to everyone who you
pissed off with the above 8 points is a good start.
I can comment on the Amway habit of walking around with a cellphone glued to your ear, and talking very loudly, to let everyone know that you're some kind of big-shot business honcho. This is done in both private gatherings, and in public.
ReplyDeleteAmway freaks do this because they are actually LOSERS. They are very conscious of the fact that they are low-level salesmen working for a petty commission, and that they are not "independent businessmen" by any stretch of the imagination. So the endless and pointless calls on the phone are designed solely as a defense mechanism, to pretend to the world that they are important, earth-shaking personages.
Another trick is to pretend that you have a private secretary named Kate, who gets all your business calls and forwards the messages to you. In reality it's nothing but the obsolete "CommuniKate" voicemail system that every Amway user has to buy.
Hi Anonymous - yup Amway losers do just about every obnoxious thing they do because they're losers.
DeleteFake it till you make it. The cell phone plays a big part of that big shot business owner image.
LOL that those Amway losers go around referring to their assistant Kate LOL! Communikate is just part of the Amway tool scam with the only purpose to make the Amway cult leaders commission on the sales.
People's cell phones can do just about everything "Kate" does depending on the plan or even get a free app that can do that stuff. There are so many free and inexpensive options out there for people to use but that doesn't fall in line with the plan to send money up the pyramid.