One thing that legitimate business owners learn (sometimes
the hard way) is to always deliver what you promised. Whether that’s a product
or a service if you tell the customer that a product will be available or a job
will be complete at a certain time for the agreed upon amount of money – make
sure you follow through on your promise or you won’t be in business very long.
If there are delays or other issues let the customer know ASAP. Depending on
what the product/service is this will give the customer the opportunity to go
elsewhere to get what they need.
Customer fulfillment in a timely manner isn’t something that companies who do
sales over the Internet can do better than a store where people walk into and
do business. If I need toilet paper NOW I’m heading for the store to buy it. I
don’t want to place an online order for it and wait a few days, a week, or more
to get something that we need NOW. Same thing with tampons, diapers, etc. There
are certain things that if you get a rude surprise you are out of you need to
hop in the car and get to the store and buy it before it turns into a bigger
problem. There is no online store that can deliver goods faster than most
people can get to the store and buy it.
There are things that people can buy online cheaper than in a store and they
don’t mind waiting a few days to get their product. Books. This is where Amazon
makes a killing and they sell many other products besides books. Spend $25 and
get free shipping. Most people would spend that much. Buy a couple of books and
a CD and you’re there.
What does Amway have as a minimum charge to ship products for free to their
customers? $100? $200? A reader says its $750 now? And one could argue that it
doesn’t take much to buy hundreds of dollars worth of shitty Amway products
either seeing as how they charge 3, 4, 5 times as much as what a similar
product would cost everywhere else you shop. The kicker is that the free
shipping is not for IBO’s. Less than 5% of Amway’s customers are not IBO’s.
That means over 95% of Amway’s customers got to pay for shipping and most
ambots have to spend way over $300 to reach their 100PV monthly quota to
qualify for a commission check. You’d think those fucking cheap bastards at
Amway’s head office could cover the shipping costs for all their
customers because they’re already making a huge profit due to their grossly
overpriced products.
Online stores usually advise their customer how long they can expect to wait to
receive the product. Let’s say a week if the item is in stock if its going
regular USPS. You could also pay more money to get the item couriered
overnight.
What happens when you get that item and its not what you expected? That’s where
online shopping gets a little tricky. Now you’re dealing with the hassle to go
to the post office and ship it back and waiting for a replacement or a refund.
Stores are a lot easier. You go in and say the shoes don’t fit or the milk is
sour and you get a replacement product or a refund pretty quickly.
Products you buy in stores usually have some reason why you buy it. Maybe Tony
is telling you that his cereal tastes great or you went to a friend’s house and
they had this potato chip that tastes incredible or someone recommends you try
something. Or maybe you just take a chance on a new product because of some
advertising you saw. There was something that promised you this would be a
product you’d like.
So how do Amway ambots make promises? Buy Amway’s Perfect Water. It cures
cancer. Take Nutrilite vitamins. It cures AIDS. Try Amway’s prestige tampons.
They don’t leak. Try Amway’s dish soap. It’ll get your dishes clean. A bunch of
lies but what else do you expect from a lying scheming Amway asshole.
What’s the other thing Amway ambots overpromise and undeliver on? That Amway
products are priced sky high to reflect their high quality. Holy fuck. If Amway
priced their products to reflect their true quality, they’d open a store called
“Nothing Costs More Than A Buck!”
Amway and their Ambot commissioned salespeople sell shitty overpriced products.
Products that are substandard or generic quality compared to the lower priced,
higher quality products sold in grocery and drug stores.
Amway ambots will shower gushing praise on Amway products to scam people into
buying them thinking they’re better quality than they are. It doesn’t take long
for people to realize the Amway products are shit and they got ripped off by
the lying Amway asshole who sold it to them.
Amway is an inconvenient and expensive way to shop. You
order stuff, you have it shipped, you pay the freight... and all for things
that you could have easily and less expensively bought at a local store.
Amway is a dinosaur in the retail market. It runs the business as if this were
still 1959. And nobody except its own staff really ever buys the stuff!
And the quality of those Amway products? Either mediocre, so-so, lousy, or
barely adequate generic crap. The biggest lie that the Amway Corporation pushes
is that its products are “top of the line.” That is a pure fabrication. Amway
products stink.
But it doesn't really matter. The actual purpose of Amway is NOT to sell
products to the general public, but to recruit foolish people into joining
Amway as IBOs.
And that’s the Amway Ambot deathtrap. Unable to deliver on their promise that
Amway products are better than what you’re currently buying at the store. No
one wants to keep buying expensive shit from these lying Amway bastards so
customers take their business back to the stores where they can buy higher
quality products at lower prices. Unable to deliver on promises - the Amway
deathtrap. Everyone else sells better products for better prices and no matter
how much Amway assholes lie, consumers figure out pretty fast they got fucked
over.
That’s something that a real business owner never does. That is if they want to
maintain their customer base and grow their business.
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