Thursday, September 21, 2023

Amway Functions Are A Shit Show

One of our readers shares a story but I’m sure he got the Amway brainwashing conferences titles mixed up. FED happens in October unless the WWDB organizer fucks up and can’t book an arena in time then it’s in November. Amway Dream Night is held in January. For those of us who hate going to Amway bullshit cult functions we’re lucky that this is the shortest event only wasting our time for a few hours. This Ambot got stuck doing a day long Amway shit show.

For those meetings - I had attended one (FED) in Jan 2019 where we had breakfast at 8 at the Platinum's down line place, stuck the whole day in that giant hall (And Yes I was lazy enough not to go all the way down, cross the hall, & go up to get out of there. That happens when you travel for more than 6 hours, get few hours to sleep & get ready to reach at the venue early! For what? Just to DANCE before the function starts? I could have done that at home.), and finally got to have something to fill our stomach after 7 as they didn't allow to bring anything inside the hall.

All new Diamonds on the stage & people were crazy. I mean, one of the lady was so comical that I couldn't even digest what she was talking about. People were laughing on the jokes, which I had already heard in the audios, like they heard them for the first time!!!!!

I was feeling more down than FIRED UP - one thought in my mind - I came all the way to this city for this shit.

After that, I ceased attending any of those weekly, monthly, etcetera seminars/meetings. They were preaching the same thing & I didn't want to pay for that. My up line & sponsor were telling me to attend them as only those meetings would uplift my belief. Instead of belief I was seeing my pocket getting emptied.

Other thing - After every meeting, product training, and online PASE through zoom video call, they always told to share the excitement in the WhatsApp group (One group for All IBO's). I was like why I needed to share every thing there. It was more like "Mark your attendance" everyday.

 

 

2 comments:

  1. This story truly emphasizes the basic fact about Amway -- the sole energy behind it is MINDLESS ENTHUSIASM.

    Everything is hype, rah-rah arm pumping, dancing, screaming, speech-making, and endless feelgood chatter.

    If you don't participate in it, your up-line and fellow IBOs will come down very hard on you as "negative." And "negative" includes asking any questions at all about what is required from you. Brain-dead obedience is the core of Amway's business structure.

    Amway is a business that doesn't want intelligence, or critical thinking, or independent action, or rational distance, or cultural awareness, or anything else that we normally expect from civilized persons. It's a business for dimwits.

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    1. I can’t begin to count how many times the fucking assholes in our Amway upline bitched because I sat in there and didn’t properly worship the Amway cult leaders. I’m supposed to dance and scream with joy while these Amway bullies steal my money?

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

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