Thanks to one of our talented readers who came up with this little gem! I love it! Very funny and true to life.
(Sing to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire...")
Diamonds croaking like a bunch of toads,
Platinums licking up-line boots --
Stupid songs being sung by the Goads
And Ambots desperate for recruits...
Everybody knows, some assholes up in Michigan
Cooked up this scam in '59 --
Half-assed dopes really think that they can
Make 6-4-2 in record time.
They think that PV's on the way
If you can get your relatives to pay ---
And every IBO is gonna try
To see if he can think up a new lie.
So I'm offering this simple phrase
To those who think this scam is true:
Though it's been said, many times, many ways,
Amway bullshit screws you.
Here's another one for you --
ReplyDelete(Sing to the tune of "We Need a Little Christmas, Right This Very Minute...")
We need another Diamond
Right this very minute --
Spouting propaganda
With lots of bullshit in it...
Yes, we need another Platinum,
One with all his power --
Screaming like a tyrant
And making ambots cower...
Oh, we need another Emerald
Quoting Kiyosaki --
Who says the path to riches
Is always long and rocky...
Oh, we need a little Amway,
Just like a drunk need liquor --
We need a little Amway
So we can get rich quicker...
Oh, we need a little Amway NOW!
Thank you Anonymous. That’s another good one. Yup just what we all want- another Platinum screaming like a tyrant.
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