There’s a dumb fuck Amway ambot who shows up here from time
to time under different aliases. We call him the Amway Masturbator because he
likes to jerk off into SA8 and then leave comments here bragging about how he
goes about doing this. Sometimes he comes here pretending to be a product
tester. A biased one because Amway’s products, especially SA8 come out at the
top of the Amway Masturbator’s criteria. But then he doesn’t use any other
companys products in his panel. Other times he shows up here as bo. Interesting
he chose the initials for body odor.
Like we need any further proof that Amway ambots stink in more ways than one!
LOL!!!!
So body odor shows up to leave a comment bragging that he shits and pisses his
pants. I’m not sure why someone would brag about that, like we need any more
proof that people in Amway are fucked in the head. He says that Amway’s laundry
soap SA8 gets out the yellow and brown stains. News flash! Just about every
laundry detergent can get stains out if you put the soiled clothing in the
washer right away.
The problem is that many laundry detergents can’t get the smell out even after
multiple washings.
A woman showed up here telling us her daughter wets her bed and she’d washed
the sheets 3 times in SA8 and couldn’t get the urine smell out. I suggested she
try a better laundry detergent that masks odors such as Tide or Gain. Or throw
out the sheets and buy new ones. Or have her kid wear bedwetter diapers.
Now body odor showing up here to brag about shitting and pissing his
pants reminded me of something about Amway meetings. You’re not allowed to get
up and leave for any reason. Its not like when you were back in school and you
had to go bathroom and you put up your hand and asked the teacher to leave the
classroom.
In Amway you can’t do that.
Well you do have to ask permission from your Amway cult leaders before you do
anything but when you’re in an Amway meeting you’re not allowed to leave for
any reason. That explains why body odor stays in the room and shits and pisses
his pants instead of seeking out a toilet. Can you imagine the smell to the
other ambots in the room!? PEEEYEEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! The reason you
can’t leave the room according to the assholes in your Amway upline is that
will be the exact time when the Amway cult leader will give out that one golden
nugget of advice that will propel you into riches. Yup there’s another
LOL!!!!!!
At Amway functions it was easier to leave the room to go to the bathroom, go
find a restaurant, go for a walk, leave and go home, whatever. That’s because Scamway
functions like Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, and
Dream Night are held in larger venues. Could be hotel banquet rooms, arenas or
convention centers. Places where its crowded enough you can get up and move
around and maybe the Amway cult leaders notice maybe they don’t.
You can be pretty sure that the ambots sitting around you are giving you the
evil eye for getting up and leaving instead of staying in the room and
worshipping the Amway cult leaders and not missing a word those fucking
bullshitters say. And those whiny fuck ass wipes are probably going to rat you
out to the sack of shit Platinum later on. Because that’s what fucking Amway
assholes do to make themselves look all big and important to the Amway cult
leaders. They squeal like the rats they are.
In smaller places like when Amway cult meetings are held in living rooms it’s a
little tougher to get up and find the bathroom because the Amway cult leader
can see what you’re doing.
“Hey where the fuck do you think you’re going?” Demands the Amway cult leader.
“I got to go the can.” Confesses the Ambot.
“I didn’t hear you ask me for permission first.” Taunts the Amway cult leader.
“Get back in your chair.”
“Please please please please please give me permission to go to the bathroom.
I’ve got to go. I’m gonna mess my pants if I don’t find a toilet.” Begs the
ambot.
And still the Amway cult leader refuses. So the Amway ambot has to figure out a
way to hold it in.
Or as in body odor’s case stay where he is and shits and pisses his pants
instead.
And then show up at this blog and brag about it.
And then bo gets all offended when everyone calls him body odor!
Not allowing persons at a meeting to go to the toilet is a cult tactic. It was a famous thing at the meetings of "est" -- the Werner Erhardt cult from the 1970s. Those who were at the meetings were locked in, and had to either hold their bowel movements, or soil their pants. And the "est' meetings lasted for long hours.
ReplyDeleteThe excuse that the ones in charge gave was this: "We're telling you something VERY IMPORTANT! It's a lot more important than taking a piss or a shit! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!"
That's exactly what the Amway organizers say at their meetings. It's one of the many resemblances that Amway has with dangerous cults.
The others are unquestioned obedience to cult leaders; the restricted use of language; intense groupthink; hatred of all outsiders; and constant payments of cash to the cult's organizers.
Hi Anonymous. Thank you for those facts. I'd never heard of the denying toilet cult tactic originating with Werner Erhardt but Amway's cult leaders are always borrowing their methods from other cults.
DeleteAnd perfect. I like what you said about what it's like being inside the Amway cult: The others are unquestioned obedience to cult leaders; the restricted use of language; intense groupthink; hatred of all outsiders; and constant payments of cash to the cult's organizers.
If you're not allowed to go to the bathroom during an Amway meeting, this is solid evidence that people in Amway are full of shit.
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