Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Amway Cult Leaders Want To Bust Up Your Marriage

Our pompous sack of shit Platinum often said “If I don’t like you, I won’t do business with you.”  Liar! He’d do business with anyone he could just for the almighty dollar. 

Actually I heard the same phrase at just about every Amway cult meeting didn’t matter who the fucker was that was speaking. Clearly the old if I don’t like you bullshit began decades ago with some fucking Amway asshole and its been passed down through the generations.

A better slogan for our sack of shit Platinum would have been “If I don’t like you and you refuse to do business with me, I’ll destroy your marriage.”

I was at an Amway meeting once where he ranted about one of the fellows in the room. They were in the same car driving back from Amway WWDB Family Reunion and the pompous sack of shit Platinum spent the whole drive nagging him to leave his wife because she was holding him back in “the business”. He would never succeed in Amway as long as he was with his wife. And on and on it went. Sack of shit Platinum was even more outraged when they had a baby without asking his permission if they could start a family.

All I could think of was shut the fuck up asshole. Other people’s private lives are none of your business. Leave them alone. Asking “permission” for stuff going on in their private personal lives? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! Like I need any further proof that this is a cult leader trying to control other people’s lives!

On the drive home I told Ambot that the sack of shit has no business trying to destroy that couple’s relationship. Not a big surprise to me that Ambot admitted the fucker was trying to convince Ambot to leave me.

After a few unsuccessful months of trying his damnedest to convince Ambot to leave me the sack of shit Platinum cult leader tried another tactic. By this time I’d quit going to cult meetings because I couldn’t stand that fucking asshole Platinum and refused to show up anywhere that he might be which pretty much meant all Amway cult meetings. Ambot told me one night the Platinum bastard led the group in a prayerfest. He was bitching at Ambot and saying he wasn’t man enough for the Amway business and he didn’t deserve to be married to me because he wasn’t man enough. The Platinum sack of shit led the Amway meeting into a prayer group, praying that I would find another man and leave Ambot.

And these fanatic fucked up Amway cult members wonder why I can’t stand them. 

The only good thing that came out of that prayerfest is that Ambot saw the truth of this evil cult and stopped attending Amway meetings.

The Platinum’s preaching is that any man not getting ahead in the Amway business is because his wife is holding him back and he should leave her. If an IBO has a potential prospect and the wife isn’t interested, upline immediately jumps on their ass and proclaims its because this couple already has existing problems in their relationship. Its the old blame the victim scam that ambots regularly deploy whenever an IBO isn’t making money in Scamway.

Gee none of these fucking Amway assholes ever think that perhaps someone is not getting ahead in Amway is because its a system designed for failure and that less than 1% of IBO’s will make money at Amway. Did they ever think the reason a wife isn’t interested in Amway is because she doesn’t want to lose her money to this pyramid scheme? Nope. Amway cult followers are only in it for themselves and their fucked up beliefs.

The relationship problems only happen after getting involved in Amway. Happy marriages go sour after one spouse gets immersed in the cult and is constantly badgered by the upline to get the PV/BV up there and buy more products to the point of sucking dry the bank accounts and maxing out credit cards. Attend more meetings chasing futile dreams. Put another dollar in. Put a few more thousand dollars in. Got to keep this Amway cult thriving.

So now is another perfect opportunity to send a fuck you out to our fucking asshole sponsor because if he’d minded his own fucking business and backed off after I said not interested then Ambot would not have got sucked dry by the fucking Amway cult. Another fuck you out to the sack of shit Platinum for going out of his way to fuck up other people’s lives for no other reason than he’s a sorry sick fucked up reincarnation of Jim Jones. He is one of Amway’s shining 8pm warriors.

Actually I’ll send a big old fuck you out to Amway’s head office too for not doing anything when we complained about that fucking lying sack of shit Platinum. They must be so proud of their shining 8pm warrior who goes around fucking up other people’s lives all in the name of Amway.

FUCK YOU AMWAY!

 

 

2 comments:

  1. One thing that many people don't realize is this: Amway is not primarily about making money. That's only a distant second in their priorities. Amway's primary goal is to GET COMPLETE CONTROL OF PEOPLE'S LIVES.

    Once that kind of control is gained, then the money part is easy. They'll have a lot of stupid IBOs sending them cash every month. But even the satisfaction of getting money is not as great as the powerful high that they'll get from being able to control other human beings right down to the most intimate parts of their lives, like marriage or having children or buying things or even where to go on vacation.

    Your fat-assed Platinum and those above him are passionately devoted to running your life for you. They love the idea of you coming to them to ask permission for everything. They are like Hitler, Stalin, Castro, and Jim Jones all put together.

    This is why they frequently attempt to break up marriages or relationships. If one member of a couple is very committed to Amway, they want to keep him or her in the racket. But if the other is skeptical and unconvinced, then the Platinum is filled with hatred for that person and wants to eliminate him or her from the equation.

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    1. Anonymous - Amway Ambots are definitely power control freaks. Mostly because they have so little power over anything in their everyday lives. They're desperate to control other lives. Cult cult cult! Amway the cult of greed. It's hard to say whether money or control other people's lives is the Amway cult leader's priority. Too close to call.

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