There were many reasons I didn’t want to get involved with Amway. Some of the reasons:
1. We’d already done it before and lost money and I knew to expect the same
2. Losing more money
3. Losing our friends.
3. Wasting our time
4. Attending boring, lengthy meetings where the same thing was said over
and over and over and over and over and over........
5. Using shitty, nasty, useless, overpriced, substandard Amway products
Of course there were other reasons, namely our sponsor is an arrogant prick and
our Platinum is a pompous sack of shit. I don’t like either of them and don't
want to spend any time around them. If they’re in Amway that’s the best reason not
to be in Amway.
But rather than cursing out the upline let’s go back to the shitty Amway
products.
I do not use vitamins. Generally speaking people who eat healthy low fat meals
and eat lots of fruits and vegetables or otherwise eat balanced meals generally
do not need supplements. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline told us all
these vitamins we needed to take. The reason ambots are brainwashed into
buying all those overpriced vitamins is because it gives them the best PV bang
for your buck. That’s what the cult leaders at Amway meetings preached to us.
So our cupboard ended up jam packed with just about every vitamin Ambot could
think to buy. Or more correctly what he was ordered by the fucking assholes in
his Amway upline that he needed to buy so he could take vitamins and for me
too. What a fucking waste of money!!!
I never felt any difference from Amway Nutrilite vitamins other than a lighter
bank account. I’ve felt no difference whenever I take vitamins from other
suppliers either. Maybe I’m not old enough yet where taking vitamin supplements
is going to benefit me. Amway IBO’s are running around from one meeting to
another and don’t get home until early in the morning that they don't have time
to stop and cook decent meals. They go through the drive thru at fast food
joints and cram in the burgers and fries while driving to an Amway meeting or
perhaps they don’t eat at all - I mean who can afford to go out and buy
groceries when they have to use all their disposable income towards buying
Amway products - so they need to use vitamin supplements to balance their poor
nutrition.
I hated Amway dish soap Dish Drops. It comes in a small bottle with a pump
dispenser. The thing I hate most about Dish Drops is the bubbles don't last.
I’m still washing dishes and I have no soap bubbles. Its not like I have a ton
of dishes I wash in the sink. I have a dishwasher but I also wash by hand
dishwasher rejects or items that I don’t normally put in the dishwasher. Dish
Drops come in refill sizes and like the good little Ambot my husband was he
stocked up on Dish Drops and we used it long after our Amway affiliation has
ended. I hate being wasteful and throwing things away. I was really happy when
I could switch back to better quality dish soap at a fraction of Amway’s price.
Amway also sells dishwasher detergent, little white pucks. I hated them too.
After every load I’d pull dishes or plates out that I’d call “dishwasher
rejects” and then I'd have to wash them by hand with the shitty Dish Drops
whose bubbles didn’t last. Nasty! If my Ambot husband washed the dishes maybe
the shitty Amway products wouldn't have bothered me so much. But no like the
typical ambot husband he bought shitty Amway cleaning products and expected
that I would just love using them. Nopers. I prefer to use cleaning products
that actually work.
I finally had enough of the shitty Amway dishwasher pucks and didn’t inform
Ambot when they ran out. Instead I visited a forum and saw a discussion going
on about the best dishwasher soap and the overwhelming response went to
Wal-Mart’s brand Great Value so I decided to give them a try. Its a powder in
plastic wrap that disolves during the wash. Wow! What a difference. It actually
gets my dishes and glasses clean. What a refreshing change from using Amway’s
dishwasher soap! I no longer have a huge stack of dishwasher rejects. In fact
its very rare that I'll have to pull aside anything to rewash by hand. Maybe
two items a month.
Ambot noticed I’d switched dishwasher machine detergents and wanted to know why
I didn’t tell him so he could order more Amway shit. I told him I was fed up
with all the dishwasher rejects that I had to wash by hand and told him if he
wanted to continue using Amway dishwasher pucks, then he was going to be
responsible for hand washing the rejects.
That settled that problem! LOL!
An ambot actually doing the dishes! Don’t make me laugh. Those ambots get
brainwashed by their male chauvinist pig Amway cult leaders into thinking
its the 1800s and women do all the housework.
What about XS Energy Drinks aka cat piss water. We never had energy drinks in
the house before getting involved with Amway and now all of a sudden these
expensive little tins are in my fridge and the empties are littered around the
house. Apparently another teaching at Amway meetings by those male chauvinist
Amway cult leaders is that the woman of the house will be happy to pick up all
those empties and dispose of them so the man can leave them wherever they drop.
Because only the man is drinking them. Women do not like drinking piss water!
Now is a good time for me to send out another fuck you to Amway and our upline
for introducing that nasty XS cat piss water and your old fashioned beliefs
into our house. FUCK YOU! Bunch of fucking Amway assholes.
Perfect Water which would be better named Perfectly Useless Water and their
bullshit claims about how it miraculously cures whatever ails you. This snake
oil can be yours too for $50 for a case of 24 bottles. Uh lets see. How about
$3 or $4 at Walmart for a case of 24 bottles of water that don’t boast the big
lie it cures cancer.
Amway products are the main culprits why prospects should not get involved with
Amway. The sale of Amway products is the difference between Amway being a legal
pyramid scheme and being an illegal pyramid scheme. Amway is a pyramid scheme
where recruiting other people into the Amway cult is the main goal. Shitty
overpriced Amway products for sale is just part of the scam and a cover for
Amway’s main activity.
Amway products are shitty for two main reasons. First off, the company wants to produce them at the lowest possible price, so that all those many levels of up-line can get a cut of the purchase money without the product having to be extravagantly expensive. But this doesn't really work out, since the price tags on Amway products are ALWAYS insanely inflated. Imagine how even more expensive Amway products would be if they weren't cheaply produced crap!
ReplyDeleteSecondly, Amway doesn't want that much expenditure on the products because they are really just for legal cover. All the pretended movement of these crappy products is merely to keep the government off the company's back, by producing the illusion that Amway is a "legitimate" MLM that actually makes its money from retail sales.
It's like the plastic chips in a casino. They are nothing but a convenience. They move around a lot, but the real money is coming out of the pockets of the gamblers.
Anonymous - those shitty overpriced products are what keeps Amway balanced precarious on the pyramid scheme fence straddling legal pyramid scheme and illegal pyramid scheme. As you said the Amway products are just there for cover. In Amway it's all about sell the hope not the soap.
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