So this Amway IBO is on a cruise and is pissing off everyone
on the boat prospecting them. Try to enjoy your lobster and steak and some
lousy ambot is sniping prospects in the grand dining room. The ship stops
at this port and the ambot is hustling the locals trying to show them the Amway
board plan instead of going sightseeing or shopping. He’s so busy begging the
locals to sign up for Amway that he’s not watching the time. Oops cruise ship
is supposed to leave at 4pm and its now 4:10. Well he has nothing to worry
about. He’s an Amway “business owner” and that means he’s better than everyone
else and has a sense of entitlement. The ship will wait for him because he’s in
Amway.
Or will it?
The Ambot yells “stop” and because he’s in Amway that
automatically means that the rest of the world must obey his demands because he’s
better than everyone else and they better bow down and do what he says because
he’s in Amway.
Meanwhile up on the bridge the ship’s crew are watching this
dumb ass Amway ambot running down the dock. One of them begs the captain to
pick him up and says “that’s my upline Platinum cult leader. If he doesn’t get
on the ship he’ll destroy my marriage.”
The captain says “that lying sack of shit sold me Double X
vitamins for 80 bucks and told me they were good for sex. They didn’t do piss
all good. Fuck him. I ain’t turning this old tub around. He can find another
way home!”
It's typical of Amway assholes to think that the entire world revolves around them. Everyone has to wait for them, everyone has to accommodate them, everyone has to make sure they are not inconvenienced.
ReplyDeleteHow can you be a little dipshit uncommissioned salesman of crappy products, and think that the rest of us are obliged to pay attention to you?
Hi Anonymous. Yup Amway Ambots think the world revolves around them and everyone else who's not in the Amway cult should follow their orders. I even had a dumb fuck Amway loser show up here and tell me I can wash his dishes. WTF I say. You're too lazy to wash your own fucking dishes?
DeletePeople who claim that they are important and authoritative are usually compensating for the fact that they aren't. This is typical of Amway -- you're just a little loser, but you make up for it by telling everybody that you're rich and brilliant.
DeleteAnonymous - yup that is typical of Amway Ambots. They have an overinflated opinion of how important they are. And to make sure everyone else knows it - they lie about all their fictional accomplishments they achieved by being a pretend business owner.
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