Thursday, February 15, 2024

Should We Mention Being Amway Business Owner on Linkedin?

LOL. Try not to laugh and spit your drink all over your computer but some Amway Ambot moron finds their way to this blog after Googling: Should we mention being Amway business owner on Linkedin.

OK. Get it through your heads you fucking Amway losers. If your last name ain’t DeVos or VanAndel then you don’t own a fucking Amway business. You’re not a fucking Amway business owner. Only 2 guys and maybe their heirs can make that claim you dumb shits!

No matter how much the Amway cult leaders try to bullshit and brainwash you into believing you are a “business owner” and more specifically an Amway business owner. YOU AIN'T! You’re a low paid commissioned salesperson flogging overpriced shitty Amway products to whoever you can bug the shit out of to get a pity sale to make a few pennies commission. You pay Amway or their cult leaders hundreds of dollars a month just to make around $10 commission if you qualified by buying at least 100 PV of shitty Amway products for yourself. You’re not “business owners” - you’re fucking morons!

And to answer your question, yes, absolutely mention you’re an “Amway business owner” on every social media account you’re on. That way others can have a big laugh at the broke Amway loser and it warns potential victims to stay the fuck away from you.

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM

    This guy must really be naive. Telling people you are in Amway is like telling them you have an extremely contagious form of leprosy. They will run from you as fast as they can.

    And yes -- no IBO in Amway is a "business owner." This is pure propaganda, designed to make you feel good despite losing hundreds of dollars a month.

    The Amway Corporation was a lot more honest in the old days, when members were called "Distributors."

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM

      Anonymous - the correct answer according to Amway cult leaders is not to use the A word. Because Amway is all about deceit. If this guy is even considering being honest enough to say he's an Amway loser he has no hope in hell of scamming others out of money.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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