Thanks to one of our readers for this contribution:
If you are involved in Amway, you are essentially lying to
yourself and others all the time.
You tell yourself that you are an "Independent Business Owner," when
in fact you are nothing but a lowly commissioned sales representative of Amway.
You tell everybody that your business is "going great," when in fact
you are operating at a net loss every single month.
You tell the government that you have a genuine business operation, but you
claim a tax loss on it as a way to get a refund on your tax liability from your
regular job.
You tell yourself that you are happy, but your wife is planning to divorce you and
your mortgage payments are in arrears.
You proclaim that Amway products are superior in quality, when you know very
well that they are overpriced generic stuff, and not especially good.
You listen to idiotic CDs that are just mindless rah-rah bullshit, and you
claim that you are getting a solid education in the business.
You tell potential recruits that you want to give them a great opportunity to
become rich, while all you really want is to get them into your down-line and
collect monthly fees from them.
When you are in Amway, you have a nose that is longer than Pinocchio's.
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