Yup it's tax time. That time of year when Amway losers brag about getting tax refunds. That means over the next few days we'll be reposting some blog posts where we cover everything about Amway tax cheats.
One thing we were told at Amway cult meetings is that Amway is a good tax shelter because we can deduct everything Amway. Most Ambots make their money from cheating on their taxes and getting a refund.
Guess what? The IRS is on to Amway Ambots being tax cheats. The IRS even created a handbook for their auditors to refer to when reviewing tax filings from Amway losers.
That should tell you the IRS has determined Amway is a scam!
I mean does the IRS have a handbook devoted to commissioned sales reps for the Coca Cola Corporation? Unlikely.
Despite what Amway cult leaders tell you - you can not write off any Amway products used for self consumption, samples, or inventory aka stockpiling Amway shit.
Same thing goes with travel expenses. Probably can't write them off either unless your "Amway business" sees a significant increase in income after attending. That's because the IRS has declared Amway functions to be social gatherings with no reasonable expectation of increased profits.
Don't write off your cell phone bills. The IRS has already determined this is a huge source of abuse with Amway Ambots.
Thinking of writing off books and other purchases in the Amway tool scam? The IRS has already determined that most of the recordings and books have nothing to do with selling Amway products.
Here I'm vividly remembering a recording where an Amway Diamond was screeching about "don't dress like a slut". Try to convince Uncle Sam how that little nugget of advice increases Amway sales. Personally I think the opposite might work better!
If you're thinking about being a tax cheat and disguising your Amway purchases - the IRS is on to you!
Read this: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Amway/AUS/irs.htm
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