He must have thought it was like Christmas two or three times a week when the Amway shit arrived by good old USPS. Too bad there's nothing that stops those buggers from delivering the mail! What is it? Rain, sleet, snow, and dark of night etc. Nothing stops the mailman! Let's see him delivering in the dark of night to an Amway night owl meeting!
Unfortunately reality kicks in when the next credit card bill shows up with $1000 charged to Amway.
This photo exactly depicts what I'd say when he opened the box of Amway shit.
You have to order shit from Amway even when you don't need it, because otherwise you won't make your PV level, and you won't be eligible for a refund. This is why Amway assholes have tons of unopened cartons in their garages and basements.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that they would wise up. But they don't.