An Amway ambot and his phone
are parted. Such a sad tale! LOL. Fucking Amway loser! LOL!
After World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership ended I joined the mass
exodus of cars heading out of town. I’d been driving for about half an hour
when Ambot’s phone rang. It’s one of his upline’s phone numbers coming up on
the call display but its someone crossline who’s actually on the phone talking
to him.
The gist of the conversation is the bozo can’t find his cell phone and wonders
if Ambot has seen it or taken it with him. Now you’d think a conversation like
that would end pretty fast with Ambot saying he hasn’t seen it, he doesn’t have
it, he doesn’t know where it is. Then the cellularless bozo can hang up and try
someone else. But no. Him and Ambot have some deep philosophical conversation
about the missing cell phone that dragged on a good ten minutes. How dumb is
that? Especially since we’re in another state and racking up long distance
charges seeing as how we don’t have a flat rate plan across the land. Hey,
Bozo! Get a clue! Ambot ain’t seen your fucking phone. Hang up! Try someone else
instead of discussing the possibilities of what happened to it.
I guess his cell phone has a recording device and Bozo set the recorder and put
the phone down somewhere near where Ambot and others in his line were sitting.
So Bozo puts his phone down and then buggers off somewhere. Maybe he had a hot
date?
Now he’s interrogating the people who were sitting near where he left his phone
thinking that one of them might have picked it up or seen who did.
I mean what does he want? A confession? OK I’ll do it just to get the bastard
off the phone! “I confess! I saw the henchman take it!”
Just get the bastard off the phone so I can enjoy the drive without enduring
any Amway bullshit.
What did you bastards do 25 years ago before everyone owned cell phones with
recording devices?
I know! I know! You packed around those big honking tape recorders, you know
the ones the size of a lap top that had a microphone attached with a four foot
long cord.
At least those big suckers are harder to lose.
As for Bozo, give it up already will you. If your phone isn’t where you last
left it and no one turned it into security or lost and found then some thieving
IBO is the proud owner of a new cell phone.
Better stop by Verizon in the morning!
Yay! Spring Leadership is DONE!
Spring Leadership sucks!
WWDB sucks!
All Amway functions suck!
Fuck you Amway!
Anna, there are some people who just have to talk endlessly and pointlessly. I think your husband and this Amway asshole who lost his cellphone are of that type.
ReplyDeleteOr it simply could be part of the entire culture of Amway -- its "shtic," as comedians say. Amway is all about shooting your mouth off about anything and everything -- giving orders, asking questions, telling down-line what to do, repeating the stupid "Plan" to people night after night, recommending new books, discussing where to find prospective recruits, arguing why Amway products are great, and jawboning about how rich you're going to be. It's endless!
I don't understand why your husband didn't just say "No, I didn't see your phone," and then hang the fuck up. That's what a sane person would have done. But part of the insanity of Amway is to become slightly crazed with excitement about everything, and to treat it as deeply important and meaningful if it is somehow connected with the Amway racket. Therefore losing a cellphone at some dipshit Amway function becomes a major diplomatic crisis.
Anonymous - yep some people including Ambot love talking on the phone. And the cellularlas asshole too. Unlike Amway losers - I am not the type of person who loses my stuff. If I had lost something important and was making calls to find out if anyone had seen it and the answer is no - I'd say bye and try someone else. Likewise if someone phoned me looking for a lost item. I'd say no haven't seen it, good luck finding it, bye.
DeleteI'm surprised we weren't ordered to turn the car around and be part of a search party LOL!