Amway assholes claim that the
“very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20
years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and
us old timer bloggers have outdated information.
Bullshit!
Nothing ever changes in Scamway except for the names of the worker bee Ambots
at the bottom of the Amway pyramid.
The Amway cult leaders claim that every Amway function is the one that
is life changing and the not to be missed event of the year.
Yawn!
Where have I heard that lie before? Could it be from our sack of shit Platinum?
They don’t teach piss all at any Amway function. There is no leadership skills.
There are no sales techniques. There is no business training. Every Amway
function is a social gathering (as determined by the IRS) hosted by Diamonds
who earn the bulk of their Amway income from the tool scam and conning ambots
into attending these major functions. Instead of the promised training all the
ambots get are one Barbie and Ken after another slinking across the stage
bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and showing videos or pictures
of their riches. Or maybe that’s the magic of a Hollywood photo shoot! That’s
all there is. For hours on end ambots are tortured listening to the Amway
assholes up on the stage. The majority of attendees are brainwashed ambots.
They are really creepy screaming like the Beatles are up on the stage and
rushing to be close to the scamming lying bastards who are taunting them with
their words of wisdom about how much they love you and if they can do it then
you can too.
The minority are IBOs or their guests who haven’t been brainwashed into the
Amway cult. They find Amway functions really creepy. Then they get angry. They
were lied to. Instead of the promised business and leadership training they got
stuck listening to a bunch of fucking greedy materialistic Amway bastards.
Here are some observations from new IBO Sammy who went to the WWDB Amway Las
Vegas Spring Leadership. He heard the same lies I heard years ago. He was told
to be CORE and invest in the Amway tool scam - Communikate, premier membership
to WWDB, buy motivational books and CD’s, etc. He told his upline to fuck off
when ordered to attend a night owl and did his own thing - went to sleep. He heard
the usual lies about no need to bring money, the ever so generous (gag!) upline
will help out with his food and expenses. Lies! Yeah I really want to eat a
Scamway food bar in a town where I can get a beer and a hot dog for $1. And as
typical with the assholes in the Amway upline they already had their hands out
demanding he pay up for a ticket to the next Amway function.
Yes Sammy is one of very few people who go to Las Vegas and lose money without
even going inside a casino!
He got scammed by Amway!
Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be
bullshit!
I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a "Once in a
lifetime opportunity" and that it would be "life changing" if I
went. 3 days of just nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we
need to plug into CORE, how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've
never felt so stupid for wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit
for 8-12 hours straight and then we went to "night owls" where they
just kept repeating the same shit.
I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst
part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super
skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to
the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him
like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a
"startup package," paid for my super ultra necessary "communikate"
system that gets useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from
everyone(I'll never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay
50$ a month for cds and books I dont need.
I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with
me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor
by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he
was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to
get him out.
Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess
what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since
there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words:
yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and
everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give
me a perfect water without selling it to me.
Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world
you will regret missing and "you have to be there to set the example for
your downline!"
Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.
The biggest lie about the WWG "functions" is that you will definitely hear "the one important thing" that will guarantee your success as an Amway IBO.
ReplyDeleteThis is a total fucking LIE.
The Amway fake business is basically so elementary that it is simple-minded. You buy products for your self-use, you sell products to your family and friends, and you recruit strangers to do the same thing. That's it. Nothing else. No big secret.
There is no special "secret" or "hidden fact" or "insider tip" that you will be lucky enough to pick up if you faithfully attend every useless WWG "function." The only things that go on at these functions are hype, hoopla, screaming and shouting, endless speeches, and generalized bullshit.
The lie about "the one important thing" that you may find out at a WWG function is nothing but bait on the end of a fish-hook. It's there to draw you in, and to get you to buy a tickets to attend four times a year.
If there was "one important thing" that will make you a success in your Amway business, why didn't your up-line tell it to you right away, when you signed up? Wouldn't it have been in his financial interest to do so?
Here's the one big secret about WWG and Amway: it's nothing but a goddamned rip-off to make your up-line rich, and the only way that you might become rich in it it is to become a big-shot up-line yourself, and lie to your recruits about how they need to attend all the stupid "functions."
That's right Anonymous. Amway cult leaders are always hooking the Ambots by promising that one golden nugget of very important information to succeed at ScAmway will be dropped at the next Amway cult meeting.
DeleteAnd as you said. If there was actually something that important it would be disclosed to the Ambot right at the beginning so they could discover success right away. And if the Ambot makes money then everyone upline also gets a piece of that commission. Because its in everyone's best interest to know how to be a good salesperson and close a sale.
So I will disclose that golden nugget of information for any Ambot that wants to make money in the Amway pyramid scheme. You gotta be the best goddammned liar out there. You got to have no morals and no conscience and be comfortable ripping people off and scamming them out of their money. For most people their conscience kicks in and screams at them that the only way to make money at this scam is by scamming others out of their money. Only the best scammers have any chance to make money at Amway and even if they do claw their way up the pyramid there is no guarantee they will stay there. Only in Amway - Diamonds are not forever.
What sickens me is the way that many Amway freaks will actually claim that Amway "is a God-pleasing business," and that it "is biblical in its righteousness," and that it is "part of a Christian fellowship."
DeleteCalling a rip-off Ponzi scheme like Amway a "biblical, God-pleasing, Christian fellowship is pure blasphemy. People who say it should be struck by lightning.
How many people has Amway bankrupted? How many marriages has it wrecked? How many people has it gotten fired from their jobs? How many old-age savings accounts has it emptied? How many friendships has it ruined, and how many relationships has it poisoned?
Amway should be damned to the hottest pit in Hell.
Anonymous - like all cults Amway has its own twisted religion. Ambots worship the Great Amway God. Every cult has a different form of worship and claim that they're the best religious group out there. But it's evil and creepy. But you know freedom of religion. It's part of the First Amendment. They Amway cult can get away with that bullshit.
DeleteAmway has destroyed many lives. That's a religion I want no part of.