Remember how Amway ambots
strategically place Amway products or use them in hopes that others will ask
about it and maybe want to buy it.
Prospect notices Ambot drinking Perfect Water and gloating about how this is
the best water he’s ever tasted and how he buys it from his own company.
Prospect: Hey how much does that Perfect Water cost?
Ambot: $2 a bottle
Prospect: OK I’ll buy one and try it out.
Ambot: oh we don’t sell them singularly you got to buy a case. $50 please.
Prospect: are you shitting me? $50 for a case of water? Go fuck yourself.
Thanks to john doe for letting us that nothing has changed in Amway since
the 90’s.
In the early ninety’s I was introduced to the scamster company by my
boss.
Little did we know that was the first lie we got hit with. Here he comes again with “hey, if you want to be financially free, I’m having a meeting over at my place.” Second lie. We were told to not call the company amway, but rather “the umbrella corporation” and if asked to say that we do sell some amway products. Third lie. Went to a few meetings, a seminar to meet the Diamonds and a few other money wasting events.
Heck, I even went “dream building” where your upline takes you around to look at rich houses and fancy cars.
Two things that broke me from the hypnotic spell of amway. 1. The seminar/conventions speakers. They sit up there and brag about all the stuff they bought, where they went hunting, all kinds of useless information. At the end of praising himself he threw up a few circles, wrote Amway in big letters, and he was done talking. I was pissed. 2. I couldn’t afford their products anymore. Back then they highly suggest you spend $150 per month on amway products. The problem was....$150 didn’t get you much stuff, so we had to go to Wal Mart to get the rest of the household items we needed.
We eventually stopped buying the amway products completely and started paying off all the debt we created with amway. Concentrated or not concentrated, their products are just way too overpriced.
The Anti-Amway Chant
ReplyDeleteAmway scam, Amway scam --
Never get connected with the Amway scam.
Amway shit, Amway shit --
Never spend a nickel for that Amway shit.
Amway lies, Amway lies --
Only stupid losers fall for Amway lies.
Amway tools, Amway tools --
No one learns a single thing from Amway tools.
Amway creeps, Amway creeps --
Why should you associate with Amway creeps?
Amway sucks, Amway sucks --
You'll only find that you're in hock for mega-bucks.
Amway ass, Amway ass --
You oughta kick your up-line in his big fat ass.
LOL Anonymous! You think the Goads will sing this one at the next ScAmway function? We gotta bring this one up in a future post!
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