Wednesday, July 2, 2025
Secret ScAmway Man
This video is kind of funny. Grinning Amway fool hanging out with mobsters. Or maybe that’s not such a far stretch from reality.
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Dear Anna --
ReplyDeleteHere's my revision of "The Secret Agent Man" song with new lyrics that are specifically aimed at the rotten Amway racket:
There's a man who'll lead you into danger --
And the Ponzi scheme he's pushin' is even stranger.
All his lyin' gas, comes right out of his ass --
Odds are he will leave you broke and bankrupt.
Stupid Amway man! Stupid Amway man!
He's givin' you some soap suds, and takin' away your cash.
He preaches how you'll be so rich and wealthy,
And how his vitamins will make you healthy.
He makes you buy his tools, and recruit some other fools.
Odds are he will rip apart your marriage.
Stupid Amway man! Stupid Amway man!
He's sellin' you some bullshit, and hopes that you'll believe.
He wants you to attend his goddamned functions,
And buy his crappy lotions, salves, and unctions --
He claims that honest work, is only for a jerk.
Odds are he's in debt up to his eyeballs.
Stupid Amway man! Stupid Amway man!
He's givin' you a con-job, and rippin' off your dough.
LOL Anonymous! That's very clever. You should put it to music and up on YouTube too! Will bring this song up again next year in its own post. Minus the music and signing unfortunately!
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