How many times have I sat
through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I
doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same
bullshit over and over everytime. It doesn’t matter which sack of shit Amway
cult leader is speaking. It will either be the sack of shit Platinum or the
bigger sack of shit Emerald or the biggest sack of shit of them all Diamond.
Those lying bastards all say the same thing: get rich quick in Amway. Be a
millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Then sit
back and watch gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month
while you do nothing.
Freedom! Flush that stinking job!
And look at all the cult members watching their beloved Amway leaders like they’re
hearing this bullshit for the first time. And they believe it! They love the
fucking assholes in their Amway upline. They love spending too much money on
overpriced shitty Amway products. They love bragging about how rich they’re
getting in Scamway. They love hugging each other and showering fake attention
on other Ambots.
All this time I’m thinking fuck am I ever in the wrong room!
I don’t like the members of the Amway cult. I hate going into debt spending too
much money on their shitty products when I can buy better quality for lower
prices at the grocery store. I’m not interested in listening to some fucking
lying sack of shit Amway cult leader spouting off the same old bullshit about
wouldn’t you like to tell your boss to fuck off and be financially free forever
after wasting a couple of years in the Amway scam. I don’t want to be love
bombed by the creepy members of the creepy Amway cult.
Amway - the cult of greed.
Fuck! I am in the wrong room!
Where’s the room with normal people who are not fucking creepy Amway cult
members? Where’s the room where people don’t go apeshit delirious over
overpriced shitty products thinking that a high price tag means its high
quality. Where’s the room where people don’t have to listen to the same
old bullshit night after night from some fucking sack of shit Amway cult
leader. Where the room where people don’t worship the great Amway god? Where’s
the room where they’re not serving up teensy portions of XS cat piss water in
Dixie cups and an Amway food bar sliced into 30 thin portions.
I need to find the room where they’re watching a football game on a big screen
TV and serving up beer and nachos!
Hi Anna, Ray here checking in to say that I was sucked into a different “multi level marketing” (not Amway but same scam) pyramid scheme years ago. I cut my losses early on and got out but saw close up how that ugly bullshit works. The taboo question that never ever gets asked is “How much money are you making right now?” Everything is future based wishful thinking that the Ambot hopes to become rich enough to quit his/her Jay-Oh-Bee (JOB). The irony is that the Ambot cannot afford to stay in Amway without having a job to pay for all the over priced product and bullshit meetings and marketing crap. I feel sorry for that lady you mentioned because her boyfriend probably is determined to prove her wrong and stubbornly keep throwing away his time and money into the Cult. Amway has been around for about seventy years now and still only sells about one percent of what Walmart sells and most of that is being stored in closets and basements while Walmart’s stuff sold is being actually used. But while Amway sales have been limping along for years their expertise in manipulating Ambot brains has been steadily growing. I hope the girlfriend gets her Ambot back from the Amway Hell Cult.
ReplyDeleteHi Ray. Am glad you said years ago. I thought you were about to say recently! No! Not after all the time we spend getting the word out to avoid MLM scams. Yeah Amway Ambots avoid the question how much they're making by instead bragging that business is going good. Because they're not allowed to say negative LOL! Yeah there's a lot of Ambots who've left comments here that need more instructions from the assholes in their Amway upline on how not to say negative. Try being truthful. Say you spend at least $500/month in various Amway related purchases - also known as the Amway tool scam - and get back a $10 rebate check. I can go to my favorite smoothie place and buy a $10 smoothie. After I buy 10 smoothies - I get one for free. So I spend $100 not even in a month to buy something I really like and then I also get a $10 value in the form of a free smoothie. An Ambot needs a full time job in order to afford their expensive Amway habit. I'd say Amway sales are less than 1% of Walmart's annual sales. It's kind of like how only a fraction of 1% of all Amway participants will make money at this pyramid scheme.
DeleteAmway cannot compete in the real-world market. No one actually wants the stuff.
DeleteThis is why DeVos and Van Andel came up with the multilevel marketing "plan," the purpose of which is to create an artificial market for Amway products among IBOs, who are essentially a captive customer base.
The only way to maintain that captive customer base, however, is through endless recruitment and mind-numbing hysteria.
Anonymous - only brainwashed Amway losers want to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. And that's why Van Andel and DeVos came up with a plan to hold a captive audience hostage to buying their shit.
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