Thursday, August 21, 2025

OMG!!! George Clooney Turns 65 Next Year (2026)

Holy fuck! George Clooney is turning 65 next year. I was reading something about him and asked my "personal assistant" Siri (who's a shitload better and smarter than Communikate) what his birthday is - May 6, 1961.

Ohmigod! According to Amway Ambots - Clooney is DOOMED!!!

Doomed I tell you!

What do Amway cult leaders say at every Amway meeting?

If you're not in the Amway cult you will be dead or broke by age 65.

Holy fuck! Not George! He's only got a little over 8 months to live it up because disaster will strike on May 6, 2026.

According to Amway losers on that day George will either drop dead or his money, his houses, his cars, his assets, and his investments will all disintegrate and leave him broke.

Aw no! Say it ain't so!

LOL on this dumb fuck Amway prophecy!

Let me pick on a few other unfortunate souls who are on the wrong side of 65 and aren't Amway Ambots.

Oprah

Bill Gates

Ron Howard

Tom Hanks 

Harrison Ford

Jack Nicholson

Dolly Parton

George Lucas

Stephen Spielberg

Warren Buffett

 

Why the fuck aren't these people dead or broke yet? According to every Amway cult leader everyone in the world will be either dead or broke by age 65. The only salvation according to the twisted religious teachings of the Amway cult is to be an Amway "business owner". Join the Amway cult and an invisible wall of protection goes around you so that you don't automatically die at age 65. And you won't automatically lose all your wealth and be broke when you turn 65. 

The Amway invisible protection against being broke or dead by age 65!

So what the hell is going on here? These mega rich people turned 65 and are still going strong and they're still not broke and they're still not dead! 

What the fuck is going on? Did every Amway cult leader out there lie to me? Lie to all of us about being dead or broke by age 65?

Poor George if he listens to the gospel of the Great Amway God. Next May will be a day of mourning for him if he suddenly becomes broke. And if he suddenly dies on May 5 next year it will be a day of mourning for all the rest of us.

RIP George and I'm sorry you suddenly became broke or dead by May 6, 2026. You were cursed by the Great Amway God!

 

 

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  1. AnonymousAugust 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM

    Yes, it's truly insane. The Amway bullshitters tell everyone that they will be dead or broke at 65 if they don't join up in the Amway cult. And yet it is clear to anyone with a working brain that there are countless persons who are rich, happy, and healthy while being utterly unconnected with the Amway Ponzi-scheme racket.

    Amway is an extremely vicious and nasty cult, and one that encourages hatred and contempt for anyone not in it.

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    1. Anna BananaAugust 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM

      Anonymous - yes truly insane. And if Ambots weren't so brainwashed they could probably figure out that they know people like their parents or grandparents who have lived over and above the ripe old age of 65 and are probably not broke. Like you said - anyone with a working brain. LOL - that rules out brainwashed Amway Ambots! Oh yeah the hatred and contempt for anyone not inside the Amway cult is very obvious to anyone who has spent more than 30 minutes in the presence of an Amway loser. Or read comments Ambots have left around the Internet.

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