Amway URA Spring Leadership

We mostly talk about WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards major functions because that is the Amway cult sect I know. One of our readers shares URA Spring Leadership. Hmm. URA.

U R Asshole! 

Thanks for the inside information that all sounds very familiar. Same shit. Different asshole.

Same thing with URA (URAssociation) Spring Leadership. It's coming up soon. Typically, it's in either Washington DC, National Harbor MD, Baltimore MD, or Pittsburgh PA. They made a U-Turn back in January when they held Winter Conference in Florida and forced everyone to drive or fly down from the Mid-Atlantic down there.

The other two major functions are Summer Conference and FED (Free Enterprise Days). They announced at a Winter Conference some years back that they could not use the term, "Dream Night" as that was referred to before as a directive from the company. Not sure if WWDB and URA butted heads over that or if Amway Legal was really concerned about it for some reason.

Tickets to major URA functions when I was in some years back went for $93 a pop.

Typical BS too. Get there on a Friday afternoon, check in (if you can), go get a spot in line, sit there on the floor for several hours, run up to your room, get changed, sit through the Friday Night session, then a Night Owl.

Saturday morning, get up from your overly packed hotel room which has five or six people in it, or wake up from sleeping on the floor all night outside of the doors to the ballroom/convention hall, arrive at 9:00AM, hear a bunch of speakers including the XS girl speak, buy your conference ticket for the next conference (also $93) when they go on sale at 1:00PM (because you have to show you're all-in with your Upline), and the session ends at 2:00PM.

But wait, there's more. As if you weren't already bored to death, you get to go to a two and a half or three hour Day Owl with your group that takes you to about 5:00PM. By this time, you're sweaty and dirty and hungry. But hey, your Upline will want to host a phone team for you to make calls after the Day Owl where you might or might not have Upline order pizza that everyone chips in for.

That takes you to about 6:00PM. Barely enough time to get a good nap because you have to fight for time to shower with your roommates because you have to change and wear a different color on Saturday night as doors open at 7:00PM for the session to start at 8:00PM. That session will run until about 11:30PM or Midnight with a Night Owl starting at around 12:20AM or 12:30AM. That will run until about 2:00AM.

Then, you either go up to your room, change, then go back down to the ballroom to sleep on the floor outside the doors or you try to get some sleep, then wake up at 8:00AM, fight for shower time, get dressed, and be at the ballroom at 9:00AM as doors will open for the 10:00AM church service.

That goes until Noon, then a break for lunch (if you can find any), and then the afternoon session starts at 1:00PM where they parade all of the different "pins" across the stage for "recognition." This happens, then more speeches, and that takes us until between 4:00PM and 5:00PM.

Then it's FINALLY time to go home. Actually, not really.

My team would either do phone team at 7:30PM so people who lived a ways from phone team would have to kill some time before they showed up that Upline's house. Or, they would go to some local gym and literally play dodgeball and tire everyone out and then give speeches afterwards. They even had a trainer run everyone through stretches and sprints on a couple of occasions. Totally insulting.

Let me just say that after about one year in this shit, I ended up getting my own hotel room and maybe going to a couple of sessions. The last conference I went to, I stayed in my room my entire time except for the free breakfast I got from Marriott or the Saturday afternoon breakout session. I tried to escape at 6:00AM on Sunday morning to drive home, but I, unfortunately ran into Crossline wondering where I had been.

So that's URA (URAsssocation). I wanted to add these comments so that people would know what to expect and so that their grueling weekends showed up in Search.

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