Injecting a little love into this post!
“The Products You Love”.
Inspired by yet another Google Ad pretending not to be Amway. But I’m wise to
these false advertisers now.
The only way I’m clicking my way to yet another IBO’s Amway portal page is to
give the anti-Amway blog writer a few extra bucks! And then I’m outta there!
I seriously doubt if I clicked on the link for “The Products You Love” that I
would actually find anything I love available there.
Does Amway carry the things I love: chocolate coated strawberries (fresh not
dehydrated!), books written by my favorite authors, chocolate peanut butter ice
cream, slushies, puppies, seascape paintings, LA Gear sneakers...
Nope. Instead Amway carries a bunch of overpriced shit that I HATE!
There is absolutely no Amway product that I LOVE and MUST HAVE. Their fruit
juices are about the only Amway product that I liked. Not love. Just like. I
HATE their price tag though. I can buy juice at the grocery store for a
fraction of the price Amway charges for their juice.
“The Products You Love”. Talk about false advertising. I’m almost tempted to
click on the ad just to find the IBO’s contact information. They promised me
products I love and right now I’d love some ice cream. And while I’m placing an
order I’ll take the latest Stephen King novel, a Bon Jovi CD, and an English
Setter puppy.
Then the IBO has to fess up and say they don’t sell those things.
What? You can’t provide the products I love? Fucking lying IBO! False
advertising! How about I report you to Adsense? Why are you even doing advertising
on the Internet anyway? Got some of those free $100 adsense coupons that are
floating around? I thought Amway says you can’t do that kind of advertising.
Must have gotten “permission”.
The only people who claim to love Amway products are brainwashed IBO’s. However
once they quit Amway the love affair is over. They were only brainwashed into
thinking they loved them during their Amway jail time.
If that IBO doesn’t want to be accused of false advertising he (she?) should
change their slogan to “products you’ll hate at prices you’ll hate”. At least
that now becomes truth in advertising. It might even intrigue people to click
on the ad to see exactly what it is that they’ll be hating.
In closing I have a message to the Ambot owner of the “products you love” ad in
the immortal words of Bon Jovi:
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!
Amway IBOs are not allowed to advertise Amway products on the internet. Doing so goes against the entire idea of personal contact with customers, and personal sales and possible recruitment of a down-line.
ReplyDeleteIf this guy is trying to sell Amway stuff through Google advertising, he must be desperate. He probably can't get his friends and relatives to buy any more stuff that they don't really want; and trying to get customers in bookstores and shopping malls is a complete waste of time.
This goes right to the core of the real thing that makes Amway a fake business: THE GENERAL PUBLIC DOESN'T WANT AMWAY CRAP. If it were on the shelves in a store, it would just sit there, gathering dust. Therefore the Amway Corporation has to go through the absurd system of private salesmen recruiting down-line, all of whom are required to purchase $300 worth of Amway stuff per month for selling or for personal consumption.
Recruitment of new IBOs is in a state of paralysis, so the guy placing ads in Google is making a last-ditch attempt to raise money by selling to strangers who might take a chance on an Amway product. He might get a few takers, assuming that Amway doesn't find out about what he's doing.
Anonymous - There are a lot of things that Amway IBO’s are not allowed to do. Has to do with that Amway contract they signed and code of conduct. But those Amway losers just go around doing whatever they want to anyway such as advertising on the Internet.
DeleteYep. The general public does not want to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. If there was actually a market for them then ScAmway would not need all their middlemen salespeople.