The worst towels I have ever
used came from Amway. This was a few years back. I have no idea if Amway still
sells shitty towels. I can’t remember what colors Ambot purchased. I definitely
remember red. I think the other set was a different color, maybe blue or green.
The first time I used the towels all the little red fluff came off all over my
body. YUCK! So I toss them in the washer and dryer hoping that a cycle will get
rid of the fluffies. I know from past experience that sometimes a washing or
two is necessary to get the lint off.
No such luck. For the next month I washed and dried those suckers multiple
times following each use because everytime I used them I was grossed out by all
the towel fluff left on my body. Talk about low quality at a premium price! Not
to mention how irritating it is to dry myself off and have towel parts stuck
all over me. Absolutely disgusting.
After a month I told Ambot I refused to use those shitty towels anymore. I went
to the department store and bought Ralph Loren Polo towels. They were lower
priced and better quality than the Amway towels. The best thing? No more
shedding!
The second best thing is those higher quality RL towels lasted for years.
They’d still be going strong except I decided I needed a change and headed to
JC Penney to buy some nice plush Egyptian towels. If anyone is looking for good
quality reasonably priced fluffy luxurious towels, they’re from the Chris
Madden Home Collection at JC Penney. (Edited to add since this post first
appeared on the blog I’m really fucking pissed off at JC Penney for not
carrying this brand anymore the last time I needed to refresh the towels.)
Getting back to the fluff magnets, Ambot was able to return the towels with the
complaint that they shed worse than our dog. I guess our sack of shit Platinum
and other fucking assholes in our Amway upline lost some points on that refund
too! Upline losing bonus points because of me is, well, always a bonus!
Anna, this is just another example of how Amway produces shit, and doesn't care. If the company actually gave a damn about customer satisfaction (the way every REAL retail business does), they wouldn't produce and sell the garbage you have described.
ReplyDeleteBut Amway doesn't care, because retail sales to the general public are not a factor in their business model. For Amway the only thing that matters is the recruitment of new IBOs, and keeping them for as long as possible in the racket, contributing their monthly fees and PV purchases and payment for tools and CommuniKate. The products are just there to keep the racket looking legitimate. So why should they spend a lot of money making good-quality towels?
I feel sorry for people trapped in Amway. They are the psychological prisoners of a vast fraud and con-game.
Hi Anonymous. Yes Amway sells overpriced shitty products. And doesn't care that they're selling substandard items that people hate. When it comes to retail sales Amway only has a small closed market buying club. If an IBO wants to return an item the fucking assholes in the Amway upline jump down his throat and tell him that he'll lose PV as will everyone in the upline who gets a few pennies commission everytime the lowest Ambot in the pyramid buys something.
DeleteI don't feel sorry for people trapped in Amway. I've dealt with more smug arrogant pricks who are really evil nasty bastards who lie and scheme and destroy other people's lives than I ever thought I'd have to put up with. They're low life scum even lower than having dog shit stuck on your shoe. They got brainwashed into a cult despite multiple warnings from the people around them and failed to research Amway online before signing up. And now they are devoted followers of the Great Amway God that means they are better than everyone else in the world who are not part of the Amway cult.