Wednesday, May 27, 2026

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2026

Brainwashed Amway cult followers are frantically looking for information on Family Reunion so let’s get this post up to the top of Google searches to reel ‘em in!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They’re an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

If anyone knows the new login and password for the WWDB website let us know so we can get the dates, location, and theme out there and make fun of it. Those Amway motherfuckers changed their guest log in. Cults are very secretive that way. Can’t let the infidels find out where they’ll be.

Thanks to one of our readers a few years ago we found out that an Amway Family Reunion booked the Spokane Arena in Washington one August. Not July.

I checked the convention center because Amway has held cult meetings there in the past. I found “Duncan Event” in July with nothing else in the description. But I mean it is pretty fucking embarrassing to admit you have anything to do with Amway. I’m getting tired of trying to track down where these top secret Amway cult meetings are being held but one thing we know is they’re being held in smaller places. That may not have an online calendar for all to see. The Amway cult leaders have had to downsize from arenas and school auditoriums to smaller spaces because of the declining attendance at ScAmway functions.

There is no way of knowing the top secret agenda for what will happen at this year’s Amway Family Reunion but here’s what was on topic a few years ago at WWDB Amway Family Reunion and its probably still the main theme:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. World Wide Dream Builders are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK we don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Amway Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed cult bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbie Ambots strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

What does it cost to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion. Last we heard tickets were $560/couple so say around the same price this year. I recorded $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Shit - got an email on a Mexican cruise for $599 and that’s a week worth of hotel, food, and accommodation. And much more fun holiday for 2 people all for less than the price of wasting time, money, and brain cells at Amway Family Reunion.

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!

Fuck Amway!

Fuck WWDB World Wide Dream Builders.

Fuck those World Wide Destructive Bastards!

 

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM

    The Amway top brass in Ada, Michigan are actually embarrassed by the functions, and the stupidity and money grubbing that goes on at them. This is why Amway always distances itself from any function, insisting it is solely the responsibility of the AMO subsystem that is running it. Anything that is said or done or promised at one of these functions is not the concern of Amway, and you can't complain to Amway if you are lied to or cheated at one of the functions.

    Also, the Amway Corporation in Ada gets no money at all from the functions, since they are sponsored only by the AMO subsystems. This means that the AMO can use the function as a means of ripping off all attendees for tickets, kickbacks from event-connected hotels, miscellaneous fees, the sale of books and literature, or extorted donations for Sunday sermons or anything else that drains the pockets of IBOs.

    This is why your up-line will scream bloody murder if you refuse to attend one of these scheduled functions. These stupid fantasy-festivals are how up-line big shots make money.

    Skip one of these functions. Don't buy a ticket, shut off your cell-phone and put your land-line on voicemail, and don't answer your doorbell. This will drive your up-line into an apoplectic rage. It's fun to watch.

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    1. Anna BananaMay 28, 2026 at 10:09 AM

      Anonymous - I don't think the head office is all that embarrassed. Often someone would come on the stage at these functions from ScAmway's head office. So they know what goes on and refuse to do anything to affect their bottom line. The attendees are all their customers. That's why when you call the I-Don't-Give-A-Shit department at Amway's head office to complain - their response is they're not responsible for what is said at Amway meetings. LOL! Then who the fuck is responsible???!!!

      I don't know whether or not Amway's head office gets some kind of a kickback of these functions. I would imagine there is something. Got to make those fat cats at the top of Amway's pyramid even fatter.

      And you're right about the Amway cult leaders going into a real rage if the downline aren't buying tickets to the Amway function.

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    2. AnonymousMay 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM

      Amway might get a kickback from the functions, but i doubt it. I couldn't be super-big, and there are only four functions a year. And there are a limited number of AMO subsystems, so the money would not amount to much.

      Amway's major income source is the PV (and smaller BV) purchases made monthly by thousands of IBOs world-wide. Some rep from Ada, Michigan may show up at a function to make a speech or to shake hands, but the functions are legally the responsibility of the AMO subsystems that sponsor them. If mass murder took place there, Amway would have no legal responsibility for it.

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